This is why beer isn't allowed at youth events

[CrushersDad]

Want a good laugh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI&feature=fvst

[Sftbll4ever]

From what I can remember, I think I was like that on my birthday this year.

[artomatic]

From what I can remember, I think I was like that on my birthday this year.

lucky for us, I found some rare footage of Sftbll4ever on her birthday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-hLHBDS_mU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzmgs9RO-_A&feature=related

[Sftbll4ever]

Well, I really don't remember the first one, but I DEFINITELY remember the second one. That water woke me up just a lil'. But not enough for me to fill it up a second later.

[Joe]

Want a good laugh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI&feature=fvst

Sadly, he's probably behind a wheel of a car right now...

... and not too funny if he buries your DD.

[Vagrant99]

Thank God for "Old People"

[Tucson]

That has been going around the Internet sites. Someone pointed out that he might have been a diabetic with alcohol poisoning. I don't know. That's not a normal drunk, though.

If he had been tearing up my store, I would have called 911 in the first minute.

So, I am not even sure that it is real.

I've not tried Snopes, for it.