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by NumeroUno » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:29 am

Someone sent this to me so I thought i would pass it on :)


THE JOB - URINE TEST

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work,
they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes
my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my
case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which
I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the
distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to
pass a urine test.
So, here is my Question: Shouldn't one have to
pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to
pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping
people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have
a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass - doing
drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money
each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to
get a public assistance check?
I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or
You're Out'.
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by Dugout Dad » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:34 am

uno.......you're a hater :D ;)
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by NumeroUno » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:35 am

Come on I'm no hater, someone sent it to me and I passed it along. I never said a agree with it :roll:
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by Dugout Dad » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:41 am

NumeroUno wrote:Come on I'm no hater, someone sent it to me and I passed it along. I never said a agree with it :roll:
I am yoking wit choo...I couldn't agree more with the post ;)
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by NumeroUno » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:42 am

:D
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by coachmatt » Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:42 am

I can hear the chants now...."hell no ,we wont go!"
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by GIMNEPIWO » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:08 pm

There are certain jobs that if you could pass a urine test, there is no freakin' way you would want to do ... but, I agree in principle ... as long as I don't have to take it ... :lol:
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by Bleacher Creature » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:10 am

Hell the Kids @ DD's School must submit to a random UA if they play sports,or are in the band,speech/debate....

dont want to take one ? cool,you are no longer are on the team.

What is so different? Tax dollars at work here as well.
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by Rounding 3rd » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:51 am

How about a urine sample on the guys who just voted on the winner of the Noble Piece Prize!!! :evil: :evil:
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by NumeroUno » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:53 am

must be on crack :roll:
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