He*l hath no fury ...

[GIMNEPIWO]

Angry Woman Eats Ex-Boyfriend's Pet
Dating & LoveWeird NewsStrange Love26 CommentsA Pasadena, Texas, woman outdid the rabbit scene in "Fatal Attraction" by stealing her ex's pet goldfish, frying them up in a pan, and eating them.

The fight that led up to the non-vegetarian revengefest was apparently over some jewelry that the unnamed man had once given the anonymous fish murderess, and had then taken back. After unsuccessfully confronting her ex, the woman went to his apartment, took the goldfish and brought them home for the most furious fish fry in the history of mankind.

By the time the police made it to her place, she had already eaten three of the goldfish, which left four tiny fried fish carcasses sitting on her plate. She couldn't have been very hungry, though, after the huge plate of crazy she ate for breakfast.

[coachmatt]

sounds like my ex...except it wasnt my fish,it was my collection of custom made fishing poles that she destroyed

[DonnieS]

sounds like my ex...except it wasnt my fish,it was my collection of custom made fishing poles that she destroyed

Oh my God - too bad you dont live in Texas, I believe that is a capital offense here. Take my car, my house, my money, do not mess with my fishing gear.

[coachmatt]

Oh my God - too bad you dont live in Texas, I believe that is a capital offense here. Take my car, my house, my money, do not mess with my fishing gear.

after that I noticed:

She has a head like a stomped possum."
"She was ugly enough to scare a haunt up a thorn bush."
"She's twice ugly. Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way."
"She's tougher than a pig's nose and likely to stay that way."
"She was whipped by an ugly stick."
"She's so ugly she'd sour milk."
"She's so homely she'd stunt a sour pickle."
"She'd kill young grass with her looks."
"She's so ugly she'd scare day into night."
"She's so ugly she'd kill waist-high cotton."
"She's coyote ugly."
"We hung pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with him."
"Uglier than wolf pine."
"She wasn't hit with an ugly stick. The whole tree fell on her."
"Beauty is skin deep, ugly is clean to the bone. When beauty fades, ugly holds its own."
"Her face has done wore out two bodies."
"She's make a freight train hit a dirt road."
"She's got marks all over her body where folks keep touching her with a ten-foot pole."
"She was so ugly his stickhorse throwed her."
"She's so ugly he has to sneak up on a mirror."
"So ugly the tide won't take her out."
"She looks like he was pulled through a knothole backwards."
"She can't help being ugly, but she could stay home."
"She's as ugly as grandpa's toenails."
"We looked up ugly in the dictionary, and found her picture."

[GIMNEPIWO]

Oh my God - too bad you dont live in Texas, I believe that is a capital offense here. Take my car, my house, my money, do not mess with my fishing gear.

after that I noticed:

She has a head like a stomped possum."
"She was ugly enough to scare a haunt up a thorn bush."
"She's twice ugly. Pretty ugly and pretty likely to stay that way."
"She's tougher than a pig's nose and likely to stay that way."
"She was whipped by an ugly stick."
"She's so ugly she'd sour milk."
"She's so homely she'd stunt a sour pickle."
"She'd kill young grass with her looks."
"She's so ugly she'd scare day into night."
"She's so ugly she'd kill waist-high cotton."
"She's coyote ugly."
"We hung pork chops around her neck so the dogs would play with him."
"Uglier than wolf pine."
"She wasn't hit with an ugly stick. The whole tree fell on her."
"Beauty is skin deep, ugly is clean to the bone. When beauty fades, ugly holds its own."
"Her face has done wore out two bodies."
"She's make a freight train hit a dirt road."
"She's got marks all over her body where folks keep touching her with a ten-foot pole."
"She was so ugly his stickhorse throwed her."
"She's so ugly he has to sneak up on a mirror."
"So ugly the tide won't take her out."
"She looks like he was pulled through a knothole backwards."
"She can't help being ugly, but she could stay home."
"She's as ugly as grandpa's toenails."
"We looked up ugly in the dictionary, and found her picture."

No offense Matt ... but after any relationship, you might not want to start bragging about how 'ugly' she was ...

[coachmatt]

i aint braggin G man....just saying...
i honestly could not even look at her face
He*l hath no fury ...

[Tucson]

Coachmatt, I have to ask, "what on earth did you do to her?" Very few people tear up stuff, unprovoked.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Coachmatt, I have to ask, "what on earth did you do to her?" Very few people tear up stuff, unprovoked.

"We hung pork chops
around her neck so the dogs would play with him."

EDIT: Seriously Tucson, I disagree with you ... there are some peeps that are naturally vindictive without provocation ... that may or may not be the case with Matt's fishing gear, I'm just sayin' ...

[Skarp]

Coachmatt, I have to ask, "what on earth did you do to her?" Very few people tear up stuff, unprovoked.

"We hung pork chops
around her neck so the dogs would play with him."

[coachmatt]

Coachmatt, I have to ask, "what on earth did you do to her?" Very few people tear up stuff, unprovoked.

I took off for the weekend dove opener with a buddy.....a tradition for years...when i got back Sunday night my rods were scattered over the front lawn...my buddies car was covered with some crazy shaving cream notes for him too...she was special

i guess i didnt do a good editing job on my she was so ugly.....

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