ATTENTION ALL ASA SOFTBALL PEOPLE, MISSING PERSON REPORT APB

[texasglori]

All-points bulletin

News Channel 11 recieved a press release from investigators. It said Texas Glory (Adkins)was missing, , around 11 a.m. Sunday after Region 7 Gold Qualifier.

The coach (i use that word with reservation), who lives in Georgia, said Texas Glory (Adkins) has not been seen or heard from since Sunday, July 19.

Texas Glory (Adkins) is 45 years old, 5’8” tall, and weighs 180 pounds. The press release said the salt and pepper hair, haired, hazel eyed man suffers from being conceded and telling his parents lies in order for them to join his Texas Glory Adkins organization. Last winter he boldly predicted his team would make it to Gold Nationals, but he failed to deliver. We think he is in hiding being a coward some where in Georgia but who knows. North Texas is better off that he is missing and hoping he is gone for good.

If you have information about Adkins location or have seen him please contact hey bucket

Congratulation to the true coach of the Texas Glory (Kevin Shelton) for once again makes it to Gold Nationals...Good luck!!!!

[hotwheels]

All-points bulletin

News Channel 11 recieved a press release from investigators. It said Dan Adkins was missing, , around 11 a.m. Sunday after Region 7 Gold Qualifier.

The coach (i use that word with reservation), who lives in Georgia, said Dan Adkins has not been seen or heard from since Sunday, July 19.

Adkins is 45 years old, 5’8” tall, and weighs 180 pounds. The press release said the salt and pepper hair, haired, hazel eyed man suffers from being conceded and telling his parents lies in order for them to join his Texas Glory Adkins organization. Last winter he boldly predicted his team would make it to Gold Nationals, but he failed to deliver. We think he is in hiding being a coward some where in Georgia but who knows. North Texas is better off that he is missing and hoping he is gone for good.

If you have information about Adkins location or have seen him please contact hey bucket

Congratulation to the true coach of the Texas Glory (Kevin Shelton) for once again makes it to Gold Nationals...Good luck!!!!

Conceded....No....Concei.....Oh never mind....NICE POST!!

[help294]

texasglori, looks like your still upset about being cut.

[Joe]

UPDATE - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOUND....MINI-DICK, FORMER GLORY FAMILY THAT JUST CAN'T GET OVER IT....

A micro-dork from North Texas has been located, hiding in a dark, stanky closet in his home by his wife and child. It seems that micro-dork has spent years trying to cast away his man crush for a fastpitch coach named Dippity Dan Adkins. The micro-dork's obsession for Dukey Dan came to the forefront after viewing the hit movie, Bruno. The situation is such that the image of Bruno brought back such fond memories of the Danster, that the micro-dork has now turned himself into the Home for the Mildly Gay for Glory Coaches, Past and Present.

More updates to follow....

[Instig8or]

You know something...?

I can understand emotions, hurt pride and all that, but the topic of this post is probably one of the most inappropriate posts I have ever seen.

You want to roast someone, talk smack about them, insults, whatever, that's fine. One thing Instig8or finds absolutely appalling is using the guise of a true missing person within a youth sport environment to suit the needs of your bruised ego.

Bad form, I say !

[Brooke's Dad]

One thing Brooke's Dad finds absolutely appalling is using the 3rd person narrative when someone is talking about themself!

[Joe]

...so obsessed, he's even measuring body parts

[dittoz]

I gotta agree... bad form

[Blind Squirrel]

All-points bulletin

News Channel 11 recieved a press release from investigators. It said Dan Adkins was missing, , around 11 a.m. Sunday after Region 7 Gold Qualifier.

The coach (i use that word with reservation), who lives in Georgia, said Dan Adkins has not been seen or heard from since Sunday, July 19.

Adkins is 45 years old, 5’8” tall, and weighs 180 pounds. The press release said the salt and pepper hair, haired, hazel eyed man suffers from being conceded and telling his parents lies in order for them to join his Texas Glory Adkins organization. Last winter he boldly predicted his team would make it to Gold Nationals, but he failed to deliver. We think he is in hiding being a coward some where in Georgia but who knows. North Texas is better off that he is missing and hoping he is gone for good.

If you have information about Adkins location or have seen him please contact hey bucket

Congratulation to the true coach of the Texas Glory (Kevin Shelton) for once again makes it to Gold Nationals...Good luck!!!!

Instead of meaningless Bullshit, why not tell what the bad man did to victimize your poor precious, budding superstar kid. Perhaps you can use your time here to beg for donations to pay for the years of therapy your kid needs because of the bad man's treatment of her. Do you honestly feel anything you post will make him look any worse than the person who feels compelled to try to trash a coach because he has actually displeased a parent? What gives you the slightest credibility?

If you believe in Karma, you aren't doing yourself any favors with this crap.

With Pity,
John

[jofus]

One thing jofus finds absolutely appalling is Brooke's Dad saw this post before jofus did