Corona Virus: New 16U team looking for '05 players

[skwiggy21]

I think someone is just desperate for attention. Sad.

[110%]

She just needs to go away again.. It was nice without her here...

[artomatic]

This is what I've been missing?

[TheTownUSA]

What about the Corona Angels? Doesn't this infringe on their brand? This has got to be a joke.

[texmex45]

I've finally secured financing to start a new team for the 2020 fall season. As a tribute to our shared spring and summer experience, they will aptly be named the Corona Virus. Although we are not based in Riverside County, it's a catchy name that will likely make a big spash with college recruiters, as we hit the showcase circuit during our inaugural season.

This team will be built from the ground up and is open to all 2023 players. Experience is a plus but not necessary. You will be taught everything you need to know during our once a week practices, and will compete at the highest level before the fall season is over.

We've set the bar high. All we ask is that you give at least 80% effort, 100% of the time. The only exception to the above rule is with our pitching. We need skilled pitchers that can throw with wicked velocity in the 50 to 55mph range, and get the ball over the plate at least 65% of the time.

Passion, dedication, commitment to excellence and attitude are all very good attributes, but if you can hit the ball over the fence 50% of the time, you will never have to worry about any of those things. In the spirit of American exceptionalism, our colors will be red, white and blue to honor our flag and men in uniform. There will be NO kneeling during the game, and that's non-negotiable.

So if you were born in 2005 and are ready to play for the best named team in SoCal, email CoachImaJokkin@gmail.com to schedule a personal tryout. Due to the ongoing and never ending Trump Virus there will be no open tryouts. Play with the best, play with the Virus!

A REALLY feeble attempt at humor from someone who clearly needs to get a life. Pathetic and not amusing. Lame

[eclipse09]

The only positive from this post is seeing arto pop in for a look.

[TheTownUSA]

To the woman who attempted to make a sick funny, THIS is what real comedic genius looks like. I'm posting this for everyone's enjoyment. I'm pretty sure you will all be impressed with this woman's unique and brilliant talent.


https://youtu.be/PKz-IgeTMzY

[Defty]

To the woman who attempted to make a sick funny, THIS is what real comedic genius looks like. I'm posting this for everyone's enjoyment. I'm pretty sure you will all be impressed with this woman's unique talent.


https://youtu.be/PKz-IgeTMzY

That's a good one, but you should see this one.. This guys is actually running for president. Can you believe that this is the best a party has to offer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbE2SmV2bs

[mammasoftball]

To the woman who attempted to make a sick funny, THIS is what real comedic genius looks like. I'm posting this for everyone's enjoyment. I'm pretty sure you will all be impressed with this woman's unique talent.


https://youtu.be/PKz-IgeTMzY

That's a good one, but you should see this one.. This guys is actually running for president. Can you believe that this is the best a party has to offer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbE2SmV2bs

no, this is the funniest of all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOoy5F-yKF0

[texmex45]

To the woman who attempted to make a sick funny, THIS is what real comedic genius looks like. I'm posting this for everyone's enjoyment. I'm pretty sure you will all be impressed with this woman's unique talent.


https://youtu.be/PKz-IgeTMzY

That's a good one, but you should see this one.. This guys is actually running for president. Can you believe that this is the best a party has to offer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DbE2SmV2bs

no, this is the funniest of all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOoy5F-yKF0

Since I was the one that started this thread, I get to be the final arbiter on what defines funny. Mammasoftball, you are the winner. The Town, you take 2nd place. Defty, I don't know how to sugarcoat it, but your attempt at humor was just plain stupid. Do you want to try again? Only put a little thought into it next time. And FYI, the rest of you are just jealous. The Corona Virus would be the catchiest named team in softball. Don't be haters just because I thought of it first.

Making a "joke" and then having to come back and tell everyone how funny it was is actually more funny than your joke. You are a complete idiot, but since all you are doing is trying to get a rise out of people, you'll keep coming back. I definitely fell into your trap. F-ing jackass!!