Funniest Line In A movie

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Here's a classic---

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of @#%&* a@$%^&s. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your freakin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

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The movie Step Brothers:

Brennan to Dale: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!!

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"Arthur" from 1981 has many classics:

Susan: A real woman could stop you from drinking.
Arthur: It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

Susan: Arthur, take my hand.
Arthur: But that would only leave you with one!

Arthur: I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss

Arthur: [waiting at Arthur's father's office] I hate it here!
Hobson: Of course you hate it. People work here.

Gloria: Why are you laughing now?
Arthur: Sometimes I just think funny things.

Hobson: I just broke up with Linda.
Hobson: I can't imagine why; a little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes

Burt Johnson: I don't drink because drinking affects your decision-making.
Arthur: You may be right. I can't decide

Gloria: My mother died when I was six.
Arthur: Jesus! Don't they know what they do to kids?
Gloria: My father raped me when I was twelve.
Arthur: So, you would say you had six relatively good years? I'm sorry. Hey, my father screwed me, too.