C77fastpitch wrote:The wisdom of the Spaz! Hey, old boy lets be friends. Like you say, softball is a small world, and I'm sure we'll meet out here. I was actually asking about you the other day. A friend told me who she thought you were. My husband is helping out on a team, he's a really big guy you can't miss him 6'5 240 muscle. If you think you might know who we are please come up and say Hey. I absolutely love it out here.
Yeah, and I heard you two met while doing special ops in Afghanistan while on spring break from law school at Yale. The Taliban still tell stories about the American man-god who can fly and shoot bullets out of his ass. The person I heard this from told me that you where there on special request from the CIA because you are the only person alive who really knows how to instruct the Afghan troops.
You are truly an American treasure. Both of you.