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by Sid Barrett » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:58 pm

Great article !

Thanks for sharing
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by Blind Squirrel » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:13 pm

3'sDad wrote:I have golf clubs and fishing gear that have been long ignored. I used to really enjoy fishing and playing golf.

Both will see some attention once the DD is either off to college or hangs up her spikes.


When my kids finished playing I was extremely concerned about my wife. I hate shopping but I went out and bought 2 long knitting needles. Ever since then whenever my wife is struggling to cope I just start stabbing myself with the needles so the pain and noise from my screams distract me from the sound of her voice.

Works like a charm.

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by Fastpitch4Life » Thu Mar 13, 2014 2:42 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:
3'sDad wrote:I have golf clubs and fishing gear that have been long ignored. I used to really enjoy fishing and playing golf.

Both will see some attention once the DD is either off to college or hangs up her spikes.


When my kids finished playing I was extremely concerned about my wife. I hate shopping but I went out and bought 2 long knitting needles. Ever since then whenever my wife is struggling to cope I just start stabbing myself with the needles so the pain and noise from my screams distract me from the sound of her voice.

Works like a charm.

Supportive Squirrel


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by PDad » Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:28 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:
3'sDad wrote:I have golf clubs and fishing gear that have been long ignored. I used to really enjoy fishing and playing golf.

Both will see some attention once the DD is either off to college or hangs up her spikes.


When my kids finished playing I was extremely concerned about my wife. I hate shopping but I went out and bought 2 long knitting needles. Ever since then whenever my wife is struggling to cope I just start stabbing myself with the needles so the pain and noise from my screams distract me from the sound of her voice.

Works like a charm.

Supportive Squirrel

TFF, although troublingly masochistic. Have you tried these?

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They're usually not necessary after you've been married for 15+ years...
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by 3'sDad » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:35 pm

Wife - " yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah".

Me" what did you say dear?"

PS: married 20+ years
PPS: the dog still is always happy to see me.
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by Battle » Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:57 pm

3'sDad wrote:Wife - " yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah".

Me" what did you say dear?"

PS: married 20+ years
PPS: the dog still is always happy to see me.

That's about the only thing in life you can really count on... :P
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