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by CheckWriter » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:01 pm

His posts never have typos.

He knows the difference between:
Their, there and they're.
Too, to and two.
Dominant and dominate.
I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on the frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words.
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by Sam » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:08 pm

CheckWriter wrote:His posts never have typos.

He knows the difference between:
Their, there and they're.
Too, to and two.
Dominant and dominate.


Their ya go...I think so, to....your a dominate poster.
Run your mouth when I'm not around
Its easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
- Pantera, Walk
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by Sam » Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:47 pm

When he calls for a beanball it ends up being a seven course meal.

When his pitchers throw junk it's X-rated.

When he wants to send an umpire a message he has his catcher fart........over.....and over.....and over.......
Run your mouth when I'm not around
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by Pale Rider » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:20 pm

*on calls he doesnt like the Umpires BEAN themselves!...sorry...couldnt resist :D
AKA "Thread Killer"

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by jsmote1 » Wed May 06, 2015 2:16 pm

He is allowed to bring a cooler into BLD.

His teams are always on field 1.

His entire team verbals the first day of Colorado.

Heybucket posts on his site.

He's never looking for another Pitcher.
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by Fastpitch4Life » Wed May 06, 2015 5:15 pm

jsmote1 wrote:He is allowed to bring a cooler into BLD.

His teams are always on field 1.

His entire team verbals the first day of Colorado.

Heybucket posts on his site.

He's never looking for another Pitcher.


First post resurrects a 2013 thread. Impressive! Is this #1 checking to see if the HB Geek Squad is earning it's money? Welcome to HeyBucket :lol: :D
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learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high achievers."
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by jtat32 » Thu May 07, 2015 1:33 am

When he advertises for utility players he really is looking for a kids that can play multiple positions.
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by B34R DOWN » Thu May 07, 2015 9:35 am

When he Drag Bunts he does it in high heels... He doesn't steal signs he borrows them...
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by kevin » Thu May 07, 2015 10:53 am

Tony Rico pays him $25 a month

His friendlies are never held in Whittier or La Mirada

ASA pays him prize money when you win Nationals
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by Sid Barrett » Thu May 07, 2015 12:39 pm

He plays “daddy ball”… with every player on the team, because DNA doesn't lie. Although their mothers are still denying it.
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