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by Sam » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:12 pm

He can $hit YOUR pants.
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by jonriv » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:06 am

fasterpitch92701 wrote:When he passes gas (which is often), Chanel reps rush to the scene to take samples.



People ask if they can pull his finger
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by eclipse09 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 2:10 pm

jonriv wrote:
fasterpitch92701 wrote:When he passes gas (which is often), Chanel reps rush to the scene to take samples.



People ask if they can pull his finger



He never dealt it even if he smelt it.
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by Pale Rider » Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:28 am

He CAN actually get over zealous coaches to come together for the kids...Although he is automatically CEO


...sorry...NOBODY can do that ;)
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by ontheblack » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:39 pm

He has never lost a bet.

He has the key to every city.

The Pope kisses his ring.

Presidents ask for permission to call him.

Michelle Obama wears sleeves in his presence. He has yet to acknowledge her.
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by Safebyahare » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:03 pm

He has never contradicted himself.
He has never had an apology tour.
He has never bowed down to a foreign leader.
He has always stood for American exceptionalism, and accepted nothing less.
He earns respect through his deeds, and his word is true.
He says what he means and means what he says.
He has never stuck his finger to the political wind to see where to go.
He creates allias, and other people line up to be on his side.
He believes on self reliance, and discourages dependancy.
He will give you a hand up, but not a hand out.
He never blames others for his mistakes, if it is his, he acknowledges it.
He doen't look for excuses, he looks for answers.
He has never lead from behind.
He loves America and fastpitch.
Have you seen this man?
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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by softballfan33 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:11 pm

He got everyone to agree to wait and recruit girls after their sophomore year in high school - parents, TB coaches and college coaches all agreed together that it was a good idea....
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by Pale Rider » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:43 pm

softballfan33 wrote:He got everyone to agree to wait and recruit girls after their sophomore year in high school - parents, TB coaches and college coaches all agreed together that it was a good idea....


misprint on that...it was kindergarten, not sophomore
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by Xpress2001 » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:52 pm

He gets interviewed by Student Sports Softball.


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by Sam » Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:21 pm

His weak 14u team has never lost to a 16u team......actually they have never lost.......the 16u teams still complain about playing his inferior team.
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