Fastpitch4Life wrote:His Tater Grips smell like cold beer...
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NumeroUno - Posts: 8930
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NumeroUno wrote:Fastpitch4Life wrote:His Tater Grips smell like cold beer...
Yep, we have gone too far now.
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AlwaysImprove - Premium Member
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MoeFoes wrote:He's been seen warming up pitchers.... Bare handed
...and without shin and cup protector
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access2 wrote:MoeFoes wrote:He's been seen warming up pitchers.... Bare handed
...and without shin and cup protector
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DonnieS - Premium Member
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His pine tar uses pine tar. … He doesn’t wear eye black because the sun is afraid of him. … He hits walk-off home runs in batting practice.
When he gets hit by a pitch, the ball apologizes to him. … When he checks his swing, the umpires asks for his opinion. … When he hits a home run, the pitcher shakes his hand. … He once struck out just to know what it feels like.
His avatar is mesmerizing...
When he gets hit by a pitch, the ball apologizes to him. … When he checks his swing, the umpires asks for his opinion. … When he hits a home run, the pitcher shakes his hand. … He once struck out just to know what it feels like.
His avatar is mesmerizing...
Stay thirsty, my friends
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J Fierce - Posts: 329
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hit4power wrote:Mr. Not-so-freakin-nice at Demarini always sends him the correct size replacement bat before he calls (sorry G-man)
Bollinger does not insure his teams...he insures Bollinger
The NCAA is considering a new level "D-zero" for his college bound players
His bats are always the correct size and weight ... and hot out of the wrapper ...
He can coach opposing teams and they both win by slaughter ...
When he slides, he doesn't have to ... And the other team brushes him off ...
Rain refuses to delay his games ...
Boosters take money out of the football budget for his HS team ...
His parents are never late picking up their daughters ...
"For the strength of the pack is the wolf, the strength of the wolf is the pack" Rudyard Kipling
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GIMNEPIWO - Posts: 4339
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His female assistant coaches are straight.....while his male assistant coaches are not.
While he was coaching a HS team, the parents complained to the athletic director that their daughters were not worthy of a position on the varsity team and asked the AD to remove them.
While he was coaching a HS team, the parents complained to the athletic director that their daughters were not worthy of a position on the varsity team and asked the AD to remove them.
Run your mouth when I'm not around
Its easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
- Pantera, Walk
Its easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
- Pantera, Walk
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Sam - Premium Member
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I know I'm late to the party but can I just say, this thread is godlike. We're talking pole barn/rae rae level legend status.
"And as I watch you disappear into the ground
My one mistake was that I never let you down"
My one mistake was that I never let you down"
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Gone in 2.6 - Posts: 1099
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His pick off plays are practiced by navy seals.
He has no pre game warm up, his team comes in hot.
His team uniforms are from the Gluv, but say "luv him".
His one parent meeting consisted of one nod, that was understood by all.
Dugout Dad turned left once just to see him.
He has no pre game warm up, his team comes in hot.
His team uniforms are from the Gluv, but say "luv him".
His one parent meeting consisted of one nod, that was understood by all.
Dugout Dad turned left once just to see him.
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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Safebyahare - Premium Member
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Gone in 2.6 wrote:I know I'm late to the party but can I just say, this thread is godlike. We're talking pole barn/rae rae level legend status.
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NumeroUno - Posts: 8930
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