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by Pale Rider » Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:44 pm

Home from another fun filled HS game, bad sportsmanship, bad fans, bad umps :( ...but My Morkie 'Willis' and my Schnauzer 'Otis' always make it better...
I sorta like this quote

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

― Will Rogers

Anybody else have dogs who think theyre kids?
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by Pale Rider » Sat Mar 09, 2013 6:24 am

Nah...Ive had plenty of big dogs, Labs, Goldens, German Shepherds ...numerous Hounds, Walkers (American Foxhounds), beagles, Black and Tans and Blueticks...but these 2 are my buddies
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by DonnieS » Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:00 am

Pale Rider wrote:Anybody else have dogs who think theyre kids?


Yep - Sam is my bud. No smart ass remarks, never rolls his eyes at me, never ever ignores me, is always happy to see me and always wags his tail when I pet him.

And I bet if I bought him a iphone, he would always answer it - even when he knew it was me.
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by jonriv » Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:28 am

Cats are more like kids: ignore you, never come when you call and are only nice to you when they need something.
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by DonnieS » Sat Mar 09, 2013 8:44 am

jonriv wrote:Cats are more like kids: ignore you, never come when you call and are only nice to you when they need something.


Dead on, JR.

Edited to add: right after I answered you, I walked by the back door and the cat that adopted us was standing there, meowing at me, obviously pissed because I had forget to put her bowl where it was supposed to be.
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by Max the Dog » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:43 am

Pale Rider wrote:Anybody else have dogs who think theyre kids?

We are not????
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by Max the Dog » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:44 am

jonriv wrote:Cats are more like kids: ignore you, never come when you call and are only nice to you when they need something.

Cats are EVIL!!!
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by Pale Rider » Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:18 pm

DonnieS wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:Anybody else have dogs who think theyre kids?


Yep - Sam is my bud. No smart ass remarks, never rolls his eyes at me, never ever ignores me, is always happy to see me and always wags his tail when I pet him.

And I bet if I bought him a iphone, he would always answer it - even when he knew it was me.



Amen...I wished they had a remote Tazer feature on the 2 I-phones I pay for, for my kids...accessible only by who pays the damn phone bill (me)....I would hate to ever break down or really need something.....

With our current pace etc, we don't have a large dog for now...last one we had was a Cabelas Calendar worthy Yellow Lab, named Shiloh...He would dig out of a Max Security prison I think...he would bite adults...Shiloh had to go live someplace else...
My Schnauzer, Otis...funnest dog...ever
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by Dugout Dad » Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:03 pm

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by Pale Rider » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:07 pm

VERY COOL!
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