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by Dugout Dad » Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:49 pm

- ALERT! ALERT! - OH MY GOD!!! IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. I JUST SAW A CITY IN TOTAL DESTRUCTION ON THE TEE VEE, LIKE A ZOMBIELAN… Oh. They were doing a story on Detroit. Never mind.
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by Battle » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:07 pm

Dugout Dad wrote:- ALERT! ALERT! - OH MY GOD!!! IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING. I JUST SAW A CITY IN TOTAL DESTRUCTION ON THE TEE VEE, LIKE A ZOMBIELAN… Oh. They were doing a story on Detroit. Never mind.

But...but...the Mayan calendar has ended. Aren't you from Cali? You're not supposed to be here anymore! Oh wait!! That was the entering of the tenth planet through our solar system...My bad :lol:
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by jonriv » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:17 pm

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... lanet.html

A few years ago this came out-Pluto is no longer considered a planet(we only have 8) I heard the Plutotians were still mad and were planning an "Occupy Jupiter" as a protest
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by Battle » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:20 pm

jonriv wrote:http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html

A few years ago this came out-Pluto is no longer considered a planet(we only have 8) I heard the Plutotians were still mad and were planning an "Occupy Jupiter" as a protest

LOL...Well with the coming of Pluto there were nine planets...but...I love the explantion of this back in the day..."Pluto is the nineth planet but it may not really be a planet but since it is a planet for now, we will call it a nineth planet but we're not really sure it's really a planet but for now our nineth planet is Pluto." Phew...that wore me out. Now, since Pluto is now considered our nineth planet, anything after that is a tenth planet...Fastfoward...PLUTO IS NOT A 9th PLANET. Evidently it doesn't matter now because any planet discovered is considered a, you guessed it, A TENTH PLANET...Go figure... :lol:
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by NumeroUno » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:29 pm

If you think Pluto was mad you should have seen Goofy
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by Blind Squirrel » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:39 pm

My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

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by jonriv » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:47 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus

:D :D :D

Thanks- I just had hot coffee squirt through my nose........
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by ontheblack » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:09 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


Squirrel's Christmas video will look something like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU&feature=youtu.be&t=3s
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by DonnieS » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:10 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


Hopefully you got a pair of good running shoes.
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by access2 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:47 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


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