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by ontheblack » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:04 am

Battle wrote:
ontheblack wrote:I know 6 kids that have quit in the last 12 months because of parents with all or some of the characteristics you described.

Deliberate, primary goal - no. Unintended consequence of being a clueless, self absorbed ahole - yes.

If what you say is true, then these kids have bigger problems than the fact that they started TB at 10U. I would give you an example of the contrary to that but I don't think I can count that high. Six kids is too many but don't sacrifice the majority for the few. How many kids can you quote that if not for softball at an early age, would have fallen into a life of trouble? You know the numbers that quit but it is impossible to predict the numbers that benefited. Isn't it?


I'm not following you here. I dont think when they start TB is a factor at all.
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by NORCALGOLD » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:41 pm

Lunatic Fringe wrote:This guy reminds me of some guys I have seen at the old ball yard

Warning, This is satire. If you are not sure what satire is, ask Spazsdad.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/abusiv ... pir,27192/




Remember, Lunatic said "SATIRE"
The Onion is a fictional satirical newspaper. Have a Clue or a sense of humor!
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by Battle » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:49 pm

DonnieS wrote:My feeling is that - in my case - the fish will still be there in 4-5 years when they are done - but my girls wont be, some damn hairy legged boy will have them by then. But I will have the memories and the pictures.

Donnie, save some fish for me. Don't you catch them all...LOL

I just can't bring myself to think about the "hairy legged boy" right now. I look at it like I'm still making memories and pictures or at least that's my story for now and I'm sticking to it.
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by Battle » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:57 pm

ontheblack wrote:
Battle wrote:
ontheblack wrote:I know 6 kids that have quit in the last 12 months because of parents with all or some of the characteristics you described.

Deliberate, primary goal - no. Unintended consequence of being a clueless, self absorbed ahole - yes.

If what you say is true, then these kids have bigger problems than the fact that they started TB at 10U. I would give you an example of the contrary to that but I don't think I can count that high. Six kids is too many but don't sacrifice the majority for the few. How many kids can you quote that if not for softball at an early age, would have fallen into a life of trouble? You know the numbers that quit but it is impossible to predict the numbers that benefited. Isn't it?


I'm not following you here. I dont think when they start TB is a factor at all.

My bad OTB. I was wrong. I am one that doesn't believe 10U TB is a bad thing and I thought that was where you was headed as with Norcal. Again, sorry buddy. I guess I need to pay more attention...
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by Lunatic Fringe » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:23 pm

Remember; satire.

If satire reminds us of people who resemble the satire, then its good satire. I've been advised that some poor slobs don't get satire, like some autistics. They also are incapable of tying their own shoes and can't get a joke.

So beware of the dude or dudette who always wears flip flops or velcro shoes and is way up-tight. They will also get you banned from your neighborhood yahoo group. For using satire. As I found out. The hard way.

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by DonnieS » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:29 pm

Lunatic Fringe wrote:How long till baseball season starts :?:


Last week.
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by DonnieS » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:50 am

Lunatic Fringe wrote:Remember; satire.

If satire reminds us of people who resemble the satire, then its good satire. I've been advised that some poor slobs don't get satire, like some autistics. They also are incapable of tying their own shoes and can't get a joke.

So beware of the dude or dudette who always wears flip flops or velcro shoes and is way up-tight. They will also get you banned from your neighborhood yahoo group. For using satire. As I found out. The hard way.

How long till baseball season starts :?:


LF and norcal, "Blazing Saddles" is satire, "Hot Shots" is satire, Saturday Night Live attempts and once in a great while something sticks as satire, that OP article is apparently just bullshit. And Satire isnt french for bullshit - bullshit is bullshit.
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by NORCALGOLD » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:03 pm

DonnieS wrote:
Lunatic Fringe wrote:Remember; satire.

If satire reminds us of people who resemble the satire, then its good satire. I've been advised that some poor slobs don't get satire, like some autistics. They also are incapable of tying their own shoes and can't get a joke.

So beware of the dude or dudette who always wears flip flops or velcro shoes and is way up-tight. They will also get you banned from your neighborhood yahoo group. For using satire. As I found out. The hard way.

How long till baseball season starts :?:


LF and norcal, "Blazing Saddles" is satire, "Hot Shots" is satire, Saturday Night Live attempts and once in a great while something sticks as satire, that OP article is apparently just bullshit. And Satire isnt french for bullshit - bullshit is bullshit.



Donnie Donnoie Donnie why are you so upset. Is it becuz you and Battle didn't realize it was a joke that the onion has been doing satire for years and you were fooled. Its ok it happens to everyone thats what they do, you don't have to get so upset. I thought it was hilarious. I don't think any less of you for the fact you think Hot Shots was satire.
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by jonriv » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:12 pm

NORCALGOLD wrote:
DonnieS wrote:
Lunatic Fringe wrote:Remember; satire.

If satire reminds us of people who resemble the satire, then its good satire. I've been advised that some poor slobs don't get satire, like some autistics. They also are incapable of tying their own shoes and can't get a joke.

So beware of the dude or dudette who always wears flip flops or velcro shoes and is way up-tight. They will also get you banned from your neighborhood yahoo group. For using satire. As I found out. The hard way.

How long till baseball season starts :?:


LF and norcal, "Blazing Saddles" is satire, "Hot Shots" is satire, Saturday Night Live attempts and once in a great while something sticks as satire, that OP article is apparently just bullshit. And Satire isnt french for bullshit - bullshit is bullshit.



Donnie Donnoie Donnie why are you so upset. Is it becuz you and Battle didn't realize it was a joke that the onion has been doing satire for years and you were fooled. Its ok it happens to everyone thats what they do, you don't have to get so upset. I thought it was hilarious. I don't think any less of you for the fact you think Hot Shots was satire.


Sorry donnie, but I will have to agree with Norcal that this is Satire- more like Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" (suggested eating children was the answer to the Irish Famine or even "Gulliver's Travels" which was a satyrical look at the whig party

I will have to say that subject of this post made the point i think it intended
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by DonnieS » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:17 pm

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