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by jtat32 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:20 am

According to the new tax bill, the one hit Ray-Ray allowed against I.V. Explosion can be written off as a charitable donation.

Ray-Ray taught Katie Cochran how to hit for the sole purpose of trying to generate some decent competition. It is the only time she has ever failed.

Ray-Ray uses her fastball to set up her change-up. Problem is that to do so, she has to throw the change first.

Ray-Ray's arm has "performance waves".

Ray-Ray once got called for an illegal pitch, but it was overturned when her coach successful demonstrated that the phrase "well, it must be" never appears in the ASA rule book.

Facing Ray-Ray voids the bat warranty of all major manufacturers.

Best of luck, Ray-Ray - knock 'em dead kiddo!
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by stickerz22 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:36 am

well if u really want to check out Ray-Ray in person,watch her play at the Triple Crown Tournament this weekend...
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by jefe » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:22 am

Great thread! We needed some action and the OP threw up a fatty for the crew. Nice job buddy your kid is going to have a TON of pub in time. Dont burn her out pace yourself. Let her actions speak for herself. There are going to be plenty of accolades in the upcoming years they will feel better & be actual if you dont induce them. Other teams are watching and could be looking to shut YOU up via her.

HB crew is freakin hysterical. Some funny stuff.
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by artomatic » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:32 am

You people do realize all I did was google "Chuck Norris jokes", and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Ray-Ray" right?

And I agree with alot of posters, best wishes to the kid's success, and I hope dad can keep things in perspective, as Ray-Ray "speaks for her self"... :D
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by BenAround » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:20 am

This just in.........

Ray-Ray caught the Bed Intruder ! :!:
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by Vagrant99 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:23 am

artomatic wrote:You people do realize all I did was google "Chuck Norris jokes", and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Ray-Ray" right?

And I agree with alot of posters, best wishes to the kid's success, and I hope dad can keep things in perspective, as Ray-Ray "speaks for her self"... :D


Wait a minute, its all coming clear now!! your saying Chuck Norris & Ray-Ray are related? :?:
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by bruinfans » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:37 am

Vagrant99 wrote:
artomatic wrote:You people do realize all I did was google "Chuck Norris jokes", and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Ray-Ray" right?

And I agree with alot of posters, best wishes to the kid's success, and I hope dad can keep things in perspective, as Ray-Ray "speaks for her self"... :D


Wait a minute, its all coming clear now!! your saying Chuck Norris & Ray-Ray are related? :?:


Probably more of a Miyagi/Daniel relationship-Ray Ray being Miyagi, of course. :D
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by lvtwft » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:56 am

You can not create another chuck unless you clone him, that is where Ray Ray comes into play. With the cloning process, you can take out all the stuff you thought chuck was lacking...For example making him a girl, we now could have the perfect weapon??
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by fastpitchdad05 » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:37 am

artomatic wrote:You people do realize all I did was google "Chuck Norris jokes", and replace "Chuck Norris" with "Ray-Ray" right?

And I agree with alot of posters, best wishes to the kid's success, and I hope dad can keep things in perspective, as Ray-Ray "speaks for her self"... :D



Yes, I alluded to that (the Chuck Norris thing) in my post not long after yours on pg 6. ;)

I was beginning to wonder if anyone was going to figure that out.
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by Sam » Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:47 pm

stickerz22 wrote:well if u really want to check out Ray-Ray in person,watch her play at the Triple Crown Tournament this weekend...


How many pitchers are on her team? How many innings does she throw per weekend? Why is she playing during the fall at 8 years old?
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