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If you are Ray-Ray, clearly everyone is playing up to your level.
Think of it this way. In a pitch off between Ray-Ray and herself, clearly Ray-Ray will win.[/quote]
Ray-Ray can give aspirin a headache.
Ray-Ray does not need Twitter...she is already following you.
Ray-Ray can kill two stones with one bird.
Ray-Ray is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Ray-Ray can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Ray-Ray can slam a revolving door.
Ray-Ray was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
Ray-Ray can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Ray-Ray stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind.
Ray-Ray can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Ray-Ray pajamas.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Ray-Ray allows to live.
Ray-Ray takes care of her guardian angel.
The dinosaurs made Ray-Ray mad...once.[/quote]
If this ain't the funniest post I've ever seen, it is surely the most clever!
