Deep Thoughts

[Sparky Guy]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....time for another beer!

[DonnieS]

I would have to agree. I was kicked in the nuts in 7th grade and I have 5 children. That nut kicking in the 7th grade was much more painful that having those 5 children. Well, once my wife squeezed my hand real hard, that kind of hurt, but didn't approach the nut kicking. I'm thinking you should publish your findings.

[NumeroUno]

Bhahahaha you guys kill me

That was great to start off Friday


Happy Friday to All !!!

[tnkrbell13]

A real Jack Handy protégée...

[as the world turns]

I would have to agree. I was kicked in the nuts in 7th grade and I have 5 children. That nut kicking in the 7th grade was much more painful that having those 5 children. Well, once my wife squeezed my hand real hard, that kind of hurt, but didn't approach the nut kicking. I'm thinking you should publish your findings.

I think the study would have different results if the Mrs was squeezing your nuts instead of your hand, well at least less children

[DonnieS]

I would have to agree. I was kicked in the nuts in 7th grade and I have 5 children. That nut kicking in the 7th grade was much more painful that having those 5 children. Well, once my wife squeezed my hand real hard, that kind of hurt, but didn't approach the nut kicking. I'm thinking you should publish your findings.

I think the study would have different results if the Mrs was squeezing your nuts instead of your hand, well at least less children

She tried, but I , petite and nimble, was too fast.

[jonriv]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby and here is the reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case....time for another beer!

This might also prove that women are tougher- at least that's what my wife told me to say....

[Pale Rider]

Always heard the saying, "The pen is mightier than the sword". At Basic training the pen can cause more pain and anguish than an AK-47...

Think back to when you signed your marriage license(s) and or divorce(s) decrees...A truer statement has never been written...Just like what eating wedding cake does...

[jonriv]

A man who says he is the King of his Castle is either a Liar or a Fool

Simple rules of marriage for a husband:

Rule number 1: You are Wrong

Rule number 2: It's your fault

Rule # 3: If you do not think it is your fault, you're wrong!!

(worse when you also have daughters!)

[hit4power]

My sister-in-law once described child birth as "sh*tting a cinder block". I don't think I will ever be able to get that visual out of my mind