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by NumeroUno » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:09 pm

Pretty interesting...

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in
... 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in
1946.


Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



Both were particularly concerned with civil
rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White
House.



Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.



Now it gets really weird.



Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named
Johnson.



Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was
born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was
born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln,
was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy,
was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



Now hang on to your seat.



Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made
by "Ford."

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before
their trials.

And here's the "kicker":

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in
Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin
ran to a warehouse...

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the
assassin ran to a theater...JFK
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by ontheblack » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:57 pm

Moral of the story is stay out of Monroe.
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by NumeroUno » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:25 pm

:lol:
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by Fastpitch4Life » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:22 am

Do you really believe LHO killed Kennedy?
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by THE GODFATHER » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:57 am

ontheblack wrote:Moral of the story is stay out of Monroe.

:lol:
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by THE GODFATHER » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:10 am

Fastpitch4Life wrote:Do you really believe LHO killed Kennedy?

Nope.
But that is what's in our history book's.
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by jonriv » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:15 am

Fastpitch4Life wrote:Do you really believe LHO killed Kennedy?


Absoluetly-

Although it is tough for people to swallow someone so insignificant taking down the most powerful man in the world, but the evidence is pretty clear. There is a great doc. on the Military Channel that reviews the data from a shooters point of view. Conspirisies are always more interesting,but the truth is usually the simpilar explanation
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by Fastpitch4Life » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:09 am

jonriv wrote:
Fastpitch4Life wrote:Do you really believe LHO killed Kennedy?


Absoluetly-

Although it is tough for people to swallow someone so insignificant taking down the most powerful man in the world, but the evidence is pretty clear. There is a great doc. on the Military Channel that reviews the data from a shooters point of view. Conspirisies are always more interesting,but the truth is usually the simpilar explanation


Saw a similar re-enactment test on History channel, which concluded that a single marksman could have made the shots. Didn't conclude that LHO was that marksman, which I think is at the crux of the debate. We will likely never know. All 7 of the committee members of the Warren Commission are dead and no one really cares any more. I would venture to say that any made-for-tv renactments probably have about the same weight in evidence as the multiple gunmen/multiple bullet type theories you can read in books.

Sorry. Didn't mean to kill this interesting coincidence with conspiracy theories, but was curious what the softball masses thought.
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