A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership down in Florida.
Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
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Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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artomatic - Premium Member
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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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Thanks Arto, I needed the laugh.
This is what we need in the Pub IMO...more laughs and less politics.
This is what we need in the Pub IMO...more laughs and less politics.
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fastpitchdad05 - Premium Member
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tell the guy above you that
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NumeroUno - Posts: 8928
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Come on, you guys love it
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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fastpitchdad05 wrote:more laughs and less politics.
Fail to see the difference
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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NumeroUno - Posts: 8928
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NumeroUno wrote:tell the guy above you that
Dugout Dad is out to change the world...one HB post at a time.
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fastpitchdad05 - Premium Member
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fastpitchdad05 wrote:NumeroUno wrote:tell the guy above you that
Dugout Dad is out to change the world...one HB post at a time.
Nope, just trying to change it back. The "change the world" dude is currently in office.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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Words of wisdom from a divorced friend -
Marriage is a fine institution, as long as you don't mind being institutionalized!
BTW, Arto may need to update his avatar - round 2 of Carmelo and KG tonight!?
Marriage is a fine institution, as long as you don't mind being institutionalized!
BTW, Arto may need to update his avatar - round 2 of Carmelo and KG tonight!?
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