Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English!!!
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan!!!!!!!!! I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed.
The Pub
state of affairs pretty funny I don't care who u r
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NumeroUno - Posts: 8927
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NumeroUno wrote:Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English!!!
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan!!!!!!!!! I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed.
Dems will use this as proof that it is Israel's fault
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
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Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill (1874-1965)
You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
Me
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Dugout Dad - Posts: 2334
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I saw this on Facebook today thought it was funny
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized in some states recently.
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."
There you have it. We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years.
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized in some states recently.
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."
There you have it. We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years.
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