Joe asks for 6 months of retrainingfor 'Cattle Guards! '

[NumeroUno]

Joe asks for 6 months of retrainingfor 'Cattle Guards! '


You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet.

For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest,
cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area.
For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.


A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado .
The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President
Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! '


And these two guysare running our country,

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[Dugout Dad]

He re-hired the cattle guards and that is why the unemployment is at 7.8%. And they are also part of the SEIU union.

[Trophy Hunter]

That's hilarious, but is it true?

[NumeroUno]

I'm not sure it is true, but it is funny.

It is hard to believe anyone can be that stupid

[bart16761]

I heard on the radio this morning a call that a women made to a talk radio show. She was vehemently complaining that she had been in three car accidents involving deer.

She was very upset that the government in her area was not responding to her written letters and calls to relocate the deer crossing signs to a more safe place so that the deer would no longer cross in the high trafic areas.

She was convinced that if the signs were not there then the deer would not cross hehehe.

It was a call in radio show and I believe that she was on an Obama phone.

Have a great day

[DonnieS]

I heard on the radio this morning a call that a women made to a talk radio show. She was vehemently complaining that she had been in three car accidents involving deer.

She was very upset that the government in her area was not responding to her written letters and calls to relocate the deer crossing signs to a more safe place so that the deer would no longer cross in the high trafic areas.

She was convinced that if the signs were not there then the deer would not cross hehehe.

It was a call in radio show and I believe that she was on an Obama phone.

Have a great day

I think she works in my building.

[ontheblack]

The cattle guard story dates back to Clinton and isnt true.

This is though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8

[DonnieS]

The cattle guard story dates back to Clinton and isnt true.

This is though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8

Please tell me she has been spayed.