Super Bowl nothing like sitting on the 50

[NumeroUno]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"


The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

[KekambuS]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"


The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Good One Uno.
Goooo Packers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NumeroUno]

There is a lot of money in Vegas being bet on Pit.

[BenAround]

the biggest sporting event in the world

umm, yeah, and the NPF will succeed.

[NumeroUno]

the biggest sporting event in the world

umm, yeah, and the NPF will succeed.

Thank you for more of your great positive input Mr Negative.

[KekambuS]

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.

'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.

'What do you mean?' he asked.

'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back

[KekambuS]

At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn't catch him.

One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the smart boy had written "I don't know the answer" on number 10.

So she looked at the jock's paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked like this:

10. me neither

[MAD-DOG99]

the biggest sporting event in the world

umm, yeah, and the NPF will succeed.

Thank you for more of your great positive input Mr Negative.

Nah...his comebacks on our thread are much lamer....

Scary part, he is giggling to himself right now...actually thinks he is funny...

Oops, time for another photo shop picture....

I can't wait...

[NumeroUno]

KekambuS Please give you daughter her joke book back

KekambuS first grade called and wants their joke book back

Enjoy the game

[BenAround]

the biggest sporting event in the world

umm, yeah, and the NPF will succeed.

Thank you for more of your great positive input Mr Negative.

Nah...his comebacks on our thread are much lamer....

Scary part, he is giggling to himself right now...actually thinks he is funny...

Oops, time for another photo shop picture....

I can't wait...

MAD-DOG99, Checking my post history and following me around. THANK YOU. One of the biggest compliments you could give me! AZhats ARE fun !