Man from Nantucket

[outfielder]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who typed all-day-long on Hey Bucket

With three different usernames there is no time for rest
Each with a different DD at an age level who is the best

At 12
He said she pitches great
She throws 58

At 14
He said her catching is devine
Glove to glove is 1.9

At 16
He said beaming with pride
My DD has a full ride

He said I'm new to travel ball
I guess he has said it all

The only problem you'll find
Is it's all in his mind

He does have one true DD you see
She plays Rec Ball in the OC

[Supersuds]

LOL..Those OC guys crack me up.... LOL...

[KekambuS]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who typed all-day-long on Hey Bucket

With three different usernames there is no time for rest
Each with a different DD at an age level who is the best

At 12
He said she pitches great
She throws 58

At 14
He said her catching is devine
Glove to glove is 1.9

At 16
He said beaming with pride
My DD has a full ride

He said I'm new to travel ball
I guess he has said it all

The only problem you'll find
Is it's all in his mind

He does have one true DD you see
She plays Rec Ball in the OC

Good One.

[NumeroUno]

The bucket even has a poet.

that was pretty good