lost wallet in mexico

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A guy was traveling through Mexico on
vacation when, low and behold,
he lost his wallet and all
identification. Cutting his trip short,
he attempted to make his way
home, but was stopped by a Mexican
Customs Agent at the Tijuana
border.

'May I see your identification, por favor, señor?' asked
the agent.

'I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet,' replied the
guy.

'Si, amigo, I hear t hat every day. No ID, no crossing the
border,'
said the agent.

'But I can prove that I'm an
American!' he exclaimed. 'I have a
picture of Bill Clinton tattooed
on one butt cheek and a picture of
Hillary Clinton tattooed on the

other.'

'This I must see,' replied the agent. With that, the
American
dropped his pants and bent over in front of the
agent.

'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you're right!' exclaimed the
agent. 'Have
a safe trip back to Chicago, Senor.'

'Thanks
!' he
said. 'But why do you think I'm from Chicago?'

The agent replied,
'I recognized Barack Obama in the
middle!'