by artomatic » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:56 am
The latest news is Hollywood is going to write Ray-Ray into some classic movie scripts.
Here are some that they are working on:
Gladiator:
Fun4All coach: At my signal Ray-Ray, unleash the riseball.
Hoosiers:
Rollin: [as Ray-Ray walks in on the town meeting that determines Fun4All coach's fate] What can I do for you, Ray-Ray?
Ray-Ray: I got something to say.
Rollin: All right, say what you've gotta say.
Ray-Ray: [to crowd] I don't know if it'll make any change, but I figured it's time for me to start playing ball.
George: [as crowd is cheering, points to Fun4All’s coach] I told you, once we got rid of him!
Ray-Ray: But, there's just one thing... I play, Coach stays. He goes, I go.
Scarface:
Ray-Ray: I strike out a batter for fun, but for juice box, I gonna carve her up real nice.
Ray-Ray: Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!
Ray-Ray: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my agent. He's the best agent in Imperial Beach. He's such a good agent, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
Ray-Ray: Here pelican, pelican, pelican...
Goodfellas:
Ray-Ray: No more right field, Billy.
Billy Batts: What?
Ray-Ray: I said, no more right field. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't play right field anymore.
Billy Batts: Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your wiffles a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...
Ray-Ray: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your wiffles, and you're getting fricking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Ray-Ray: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.
Billy Batts: Okay, salud.
Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your frickin' right fielder’s glove!
The Hangover:
stickerz22: Fun4Allcoach, it's stickerz22.
Fun4All coach: stickerz22, where the hell are you guys?
stickerz22: Listen, we messed up. We lost Ray-Ray.
Fun4All coach: What? We're playing I.V. Explosion from Brawley in *five hours*.
stickerz22: Yeah... that's not gonna happen.
Ray-Ray: Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?
City Slickers:
Mitch Robbins: Hi Ray-Ray. K’d anyone today?
Ray-Ray: The day ain't over yet...
Ray-Ray: I crap bigger than you!
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.