anonlooker wrote:Open season! What will all of this lead to next?!
Who knows for sure, but here are some things to watch out for:
- When a player steals a base, she actually steals the base. This will lead to an acute shortage of bases, giving rise to a thriving black market where Base Futures on the CBOT go through the roof, and dozens of families (and las familias) from Downey to Corona will start adding second stories, backyard BBQ pits, and dog fighting arenas to their homes.
- watch for coaches who bury IEDs under second and third base, and just blow the legs off any opposing player in scoring position. The injuries won't be a problem because Obamacare is here to fix everything. And the shortage of good players means that kids who can't get past first base will now be getting full rides to college. So the glass is half full, but still, keep a close eye on coaches that struggle in PGF qualifiers, and who can't get their kids recruited; especially if the coach has a military background, is in law enforcement, or smokes pot. (Stoners love explosions!) In other words, keep an eye on everybody.
- if you have a stud pitcher, be on the lookout for snipers on nearby rooftops and old growth forests. They might be shooting frozen peas at the back of your pitchers thigh while she's in mid-delivery, causing her crow hop to expand to a full-blown goose step. Opposing runners will get loads of free bases, your team will lose by even more than normal, and your studs scholarship will disappear as her K/BB ratio goes upside-down and strains the limits of credibility, while opposing fans taunt her with Sieg Heil salutes and Jay-Z anthems. It could get ugly out there.
Those are just three, and probably obvious to everyone. So please chime in if you know of any not-so-obvious, really bizarre behavior we should look out for from coaches. Because it's open season now, and we need to circle the wagons against the coming horde of super-villain coaches.
Alas, here is the proof that the community has learned absolutely nothing and why the community is overly populated with bad actors.
One need only look at today's national headlines to see where the trivialization of bad behavior has gotten our society.