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by 3'sDad » Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:41 am

That 60 his DD throws was clocked by a state trooper on the trooper's calibrated radar gun and attested to with a signed notarized affadivit by the trooper.

He does not need affadivits.
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by Sid Barrett » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:17 pm

He understands the "crow hop / push-drag-plant / jump and replant" rule for pitching, for every major fastpitch sanctioning body on the planet. And can recite them word for word at the drop of a hat. :D
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by Pale Rider » Tue Aug 27, 2013 7:21 pm

3'sDad wrote:That 60 his DD throws was clocked by a state trooper on the trooper's calibrated radar gun and attested to with a signed notarized affadivit by the trooper.

He does not need affadivits.


...he made the cop give himself a ticket for doubting
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by 2lo2go » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:16 am

He has never had a pitcher called for an illegal pitch
He has never had a base runner called out for leaving early
No team will attempt to steal on his catchers
his signs are telepathic
and yes every call goes his way
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by NumeroUno » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:14 pm

He had more players at tryouts than the Batbusters/ Team Mizuno tryout

He has more team in his organizatuin that the Firecrackers and BB/TM combined

Dan Hay calls him and asks him what field he wants to play on at Surf City

He knows more people than Denio

He plays TCS tourneys for free

He is the most interesting man in the world
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by fastpitchdad05 » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:32 pm

NumeroUno wrote:Dan Hay calls him and asks him what field he wants to play on at Surf City


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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by MoeFoes » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:12 pm

fastpitchdad05 wrote:
NumeroUno wrote:Dan Hay calls him and asks him what field he wants to play on at Surf City


:lol: :lol: :lol:


He has a direct line to Dan hay.....
When games are cancelled his bank account is automatically reimbursed......
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by Hurricane » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:12 pm

Even the bullies on Hey Bucket call him a bully
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by AlwaysImprove » Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:15 am

Hurricane wrote:Even the bullies on Hey Bucket call him a bully

He once butthurt himself so he could see what it was like. It was not that bad.
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by fasterpitch92701 » Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:29 pm

When he passes gas (which is often), Chanel reps rush to the scene to take samples.
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