Flyin' out of Chi-Town for wonderful Alabama tomorrow AM. Can't wait to see some good softball and a get in a little R&R, southern style. (

, nudge,nudge) Been bonin' up on my redneck dictionary, just in case... here's one:
aorta - Aorta cut that grass in the outfield before it gets too tall.
or
European - Hey fella, mind turnin' the other way European on my boots!