It seems we were out cruising one day doing what boyz do and wouldn't you know it... well, we were in a terrible accident. I woke up first and there was St. Peter. I started to speak to him when I noticed I had a long chain attached to my ankle. I asked St. Peter what that chain was for and he advised me to pull on it. I did. I pulled and pulled and pulled and finally a very ugly girl walked up attached to the end of that chain. I asked St. Peter what was "up with this?" St. Peter replied that while on earth, I was a bad boy and so, that ugly girl was my punishment.
NumeroUno woke up next and sure enough he had a chain. Well, long story short, he pulled and pulled and pulled and up came a girl even uglier than the one at the end of my chain. NumeroUno sat there as St. Peter explained that while on earth NumeroUno was even badder than I was and that ugly girl was his punishment.
Skarp finally woke up. Well, you know the routine and so, he pulled and pulled and pulled and up walked the prettiest girl NumeroUno and I have ever seen. Dejected we asked St. Peter "WHY?" It was simple. While on earth, Skarp was bad. No doubt about that. However, that girl, well she was seriously bad and so, her punishment in heaven was ...
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UNO, CoachB25 and Skarp = Heaven
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Granny said sonny stick to your guns if you believe in something no matter what because it's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not.
CoachB25 on other boards.
CoachB25 on other boards.
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Cannonball - Posts: 260
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Cannonball wrote:It seems we were out cruising one day doing what boyz do and wouldn't you know it... well, we were in a terrible accident. I woke up first and there was St. Peter. I started to speak to him when I noticed I had a long chain attached to my ankle. I asked St. Peter what that chain was for and he advised me to pull on it. I did. I pulled and pulled and pulled and finally a very ugly girl walked up attached to the end of that chain. I asked St. Peter what was "up with this?" St. Peter replied that while on earth, I was a bad boy and so, that ugly girl was my punishment.
NumeroUno woke up next and sure enough he had a chain. Well, long story short, he pulled and pulled and pulled and up came a girl even uglier than the one at the end of my chain. NumeroUno sat there as St. Peter explained that while on earth NumeroUno was even badder than I was and that ugly girl was his punishment.
Skarp finally woke up. Well, you know the routine and so, he pulled and pulled and pulled and up walked the prettiest girl NumeroUno and I have ever seen. Dejected we asked St. Peter "WHY?" It was simple. While on earth, Skarp was bad. No doubt about that. However, that girl, well she was seriously bad and so, her punishment in heaven was ...
haha.....if you only knew....
It's better to keep your mouth shut and look like you're stupid......
than to open it and remove all doubt.
than to open it and remove all doubt.
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SSdad - Posts: 719
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That is funny,
ugly girl + lots of JD= a 10
ugly girl + lots of JD= a 10
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NumeroUno - Posts: 8913
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That joke is sexist and degrading. It perpetuates socio-historic and anachronistic perceptions of gender roles, as well as offensive and oppressive characterizations of men in bondage...as chattel, if you will.
Other than that it was pretty funny.
Other than that it was pretty funny.
There is no charge for awesomeness
...or attractiveness.
...or attractiveness.
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Skarp - Premium Member
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Can't help but wonder... if everyone was so bad, what are they doing in Heaven in the first place?
Sounds quite a bit like Hell to me, unless of course you're Skarp, leading his charmed existence well into the afterlife.
Sounds quite a bit like Hell to me, unless of course you're Skarp, leading his charmed existence well into the afterlife.
Don't worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.
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anonlooker - Posts: 3114
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