A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had
not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might
have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical
expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the
well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang
said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did a s she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again
the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head
slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.Worse
case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman
asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'Dr.
Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
