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MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK WITH GOD

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by softballmafia » Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:10 am

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak with God.

It comes in various sizes:

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The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,

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by 4th & Forever » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:04 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: That is very funny!!!!
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by Blind Squirrel » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:43 pm

These things need to be tested. They can't just go straight into the field. There are some scumbags that are very visible in NYC that are applauding the Ft. Hood shooter and are trying to recruit Anti-American terrorists. They think they're clever because they know about freedom of speech laws. Sounds to me like some people who would make outstanding test subjects. Someone needs to teach them the laws of the jungle.

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