Pfizer

[artomatic]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[hotwheels]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

DUDE! Where do you find this stuff?

[Joe]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

My wife is jumping for joy as we speak

[artomatic]

DUDE! Where do you find this stuff?

this one was emailed to me...i debated for about 30 seconds whether or not it would offend some of the more PC folks on heybucket, then posted it.
i have to be careful these days. i apparently offended someone the other day on that trainwreck dbat post when i quoted eric cartman from south park, and called someone a "drunk hillbilly d!(k"...(directed at primetime21, but it fits judgejudy also).
our admins were gracious enough to remove the "d!(k" from the quote, leaving just a "drunk hillbilly"...
that still brings a similar visual to mind of what I was trying to say, but doesn't pack quite the same punch...

[hotwheels]

DUDE! Where do you find this stuff?

this one was emailed to me...i debated for about 30 seconds whether or not it would offend some of the more PC folks on heybucket, then posted it.
i have to be careful these days. i apparently offended someone the other day on that trainwreck dbat post when i quoted eric cartman from south park, and called someone a "drunk hillbilly d!(k"...(directed at primetime21, but it fits judgejudy also).
our admins were gracious enough to remove the "d!(k" from the quote, leaving just a "drunk hillbilly"...
that still brings a similar visual to mind of what I was trying to say, but doesn't pack quite the same punch...

Ok, so what does the new avatar stand for?

[artomatic]

Ok, so what does the new avatar stand for?

well then, glad you asked...

a while back i posted an amazon.com item called the "3 wolf moon t-shirt".
http://www.heybucket.com/viewtopic.php?f=612&t=6364
the comments on the page are hysterical...check it out, you will be glad you did...

so last week, I posted "dani"'s newest videos, straight from Ft Worth Texas!:
http://www.youtube.com/user/qwikvr6gti#p/u/1/fqKlMraAhww
i mean with the sweet movement pitches, she's gotta be getting close to 50 mph right?
so "sportzjunky" noticed the comments on that page were similar to the "three wolves moon tshirt" comments...
thus the inspiration for my latest avatar...
the thing about avatars is, I just never know what will catch my eye...hopefully that explains my "tatoo and mr ruark from fantasy island" avatar and assorted others...

[hotwheels]

I could read that all day over and over! What a fantastic description of the world we live in! Motorized scooter because walking is a drag???

[artomatic]

farther down the wolf tshirt post, "Jazzbo" posted a link to the "wolf long sleeve tshirt", which although less PC, is damn funny reading!
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/wolf_jacket.htm

[CharlieHough]

Art just loves wolves!!!!

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[GIMNEPIWO]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

My wife is jumping for joy as we speak

With all do respect ... was this supposed to be read as if written in Spanglish ... the J pronounced as an H

... and if that's the case ... are you Hoe ?