Top 12 Signs Ur Girl May be Playing 4 the Wrong Travel Coach

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12. He gets his exercise by walking to and from the mound after every pitch.

11. When the opposing team’s scorekeeper asks for the line-up, the coach brings the team out of the dugout and tells them “now turn to the left”

10. Still bitter that he and his DD never made the all-star team in rec ball and you know this because he never stops talking about it.

9. Has no problem blaming former players for his coaching deficiencies.

8. Hangs no-pest strips in the dugout to counter the "infield fly rule".

7. He requires that startup fees and monthly dues be paid in small unmarked denominations and delivered in brown paper bags.

6. Believes he can build confidence by only scheduling friendlies against "Team Scrub", "Oh By The Way", and "Y-R-U"

5. His 44 oz. “Big Gulp” cup contains a very foamy liquid that smells of hops & barley.

4. Players have to wait for a sign from above before they can steal a base.

3. Two words “Daddy Ball”

2. He goes by Coach “Chino” (say it quickly)

1. His “pick-off” sign comes from the nostril then goes to the thigh.

[SiberianQueen]

Very funny! Lol! I like the ''Coach Chino'' reference! Take my friend!