Choices...............

[upurbox]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely attacked by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, Too. I didn't know we had a choice."

[GIMNEPIWO]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London .

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed
before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely attacked by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, Too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Bull ! ... A real Irishman would have drank half, handed it back and said I'll settle for six ....