Saving Obama - Joke

[suicidesqueeze]

President Obama takes off to go on a morning jog. While crossing over an old wooden bridge, he trips over a loose plank and falls in to the creek below. While the secret service is trying to figure out how to get down to the president, three boys that are fishing hear a big splash and see the president lying face first in the water. They rush over and pull him up on to the shore and lay him on his back. Obama begins to breathe. He looks at the boys and thanks them for saving him. He says, "For your bravery, I offer each of you anything you want."
The first boy says," I would like to go to Disneyland." The president says," I will send you and your family on Air Force One to Disney World for two weeks all expenses paid."
The second boy says, " I would like a pair of autographed Michael Jordan shoes. Obama says to him, "I will pesonally bring Michael to your home and have him sign them right in front of you after we play basketball together."
The third boy says, "I would like a motorized wheel chair that has a stereo and television built in." Obama looks strangely at the boy and says, "Son, you do not looked handicapped."
The boy says to the president, " Sir, when my father finds out I saved you, I will be!"