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by suicidesqueeze » Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:16 pm

Three friends are sitting around on a Monday night having a beer. One guy looks at the others and says "Hey let's go fishing next Sunday!" Both agree but one has to get permission from his wife. He get's home and ask his wife if he could join his buddies Sunday for a fishing trip. She is not happy and let's him have it. "You're with those guys more than your with me! NO! I don't want you to go!" He gets on the phone to tell his friends that he will not be able to make it.

Sunday morning comes along and the two guys are hooking up the boat. A car pulls up and it's their buddy. "Hey, what a great surprise this is. How did you manage to get away?"
Well he says, "I was watching tv flippen through the channels and drinking a beer bummed out knowing that you guys were going fishing today. All of a sudden my wife puts her arms around me and turns me around. There she stands in this gorgeous see through nighty. She says to me,"Honey I feel horrible about the way I treated you and what I said Monday night. I want to make it up to you. Please take me to our room, tie me up, and do whatever you want."

SO HERE I AM!!! Lets go Fishing! :D :D :D
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