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by Skarp » Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:28 am

GIMNEPIWO wrote:
weekend4trvl wrote:
Skarp wrote:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:And ... who do YOU hire to mow your grass, clean YOUR house, vacuum YOUR pool ... ? ... And you do it all to save a buck and say .... ?

Until the government takes real action to take on the illegal immigration problem, I'll be damned if I'm going to hire union labor to pull my weeds. Why should I? Pay all of the costs of illegal immigration and get none of the benefits? No thank you. And there is absolutely nothing inconsistent or hypocritical about that position.


Could you imagine the list of conditions before the first weed got pulled. "HEY" on a better note I saw my first socialized medical commercial today...GO OBAMA


Well ... lets see ... You would need an 'equiptment opertator' to drive the 'weed technician', 'mulch technician' the 2 'union laborers' to the job site ... all of them wearing hard hats in case something fell out of the sky onto their heads ... by the time they get there they realize that they need to call back to the shop and have an 'engineer' come out and design a ramp so that they can get the wheel barrow up and over the curb, an 'equiptment operator' drives him there ... 10 am Breaktime ... the engineer realizes that he will need a 'carpenter' to be driven there by an 'equiptment operator' along with a 2x12x8 ... Once there the carpenter gets the laborers to lay the board against the curb and push the wheel barrow towards the offending weed ... OSHA shuts down the job because they forgot to put out safety cones and wear safety vests ... Lunch Break ... after complying with all the safety regulations, the wheel barrow is moved into position as the weed technician fastens a back brace around himself and carefully kneels onto the weed pulling mat following the engineers diagram ... 2 pm break ... The weed technician quickly realizes that he will need a weed removal tool which was not called for in the original design and calls back to the shop for authorization of additional expenditures and equiptment ... after authorization and a redisign of the diagram, the weed is removed and placed in the wheel barrow, careful not to exceed water line and wheeled towards the awaiting vehicle by a laborer ... 4 pm break ... the vehicle is then driven towards the approved ' removed weed storage facility ' and all union workers are released from duties at 5:30 pm with 1 hour of overtime pay ...

ALL of which is the product of liberal overreaction and overregulation. But that aside, by your logic we should all go black market. No regs, not taxes. Maybe not a bad idea. Still doesn't justify tolerating illegals. If we need workers, bring them in legally and above-board.
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by access2 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:13 am

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by AZTEC_101 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:08 am

WTF?? FiRST OF ALL, WHY DOES iT HAVE TO BE "JOSE iLLEGAL"
WHY A MEXiCAN? WHEN EVER i WALK OUT OF A STORE,i ALWAYS SEE A WHiTE MALE BEGGiNG ME FOR MONEY.

iF YOU LOOK BACK ON HiSTORY YOU MORON, iF IT WASN'T FOR SANTA ANA JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, WHERE YOUR FEET ARE PLANTED WOULD BE MEXiCO.
THE EUROPEANS AND SPANiSH CAME HERE, TO THE LAND THAT BELONGED TO NATiVE AMERiCANS.
WHiCH MAKES WHAT? YOU WHiTES. iLLEGALS.
iT SHOULD BE "SMiTH iLLEGAL"
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by Skarp » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:53 am

AZTEC_101 wrote:WTF?? FiRST OF ALL, WHY DOES iT HAVE TO BE "JOSE iLLEGAL"
WHY A MEXiCAN? WHEN EVER i WALK OUT OF A STORE,i ALWAYS SEE A WHiTE MALE BEGGiNG ME FOR MONEY.

iF YOU LOOK BACK ON HiSTORY YOU MORON, iF IT WASN'T FOR SANTA ANA JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, WHERE YOUR FEET ARE PLANTED WOULD BE MEXiCO.
THE EUROPEANS AND SPANiSH CAME HERE, TO THE LAND THAT BELONGED TO NATiVE AMERiCANS.
WHiCH MAKES WHAT? YOU WHiTES. iLLEGALS.
iT SHOULD BE "SMiTH iLLEGAL"

"Aztec" :lol: :lol:

And Jose is a native American name, right? :roll: Besides, I thought that, according to you "Aztecs," land can never "belong" to anyone.

Europeans won, the natives lost, get over it. Of course, if you prefer prancing through the woods over electricity and indoor plumbing, there are still plenty of places you can go and live that way. You won't be missed.
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by as the world turns » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:05 pm

AZTEC_101 wrote:WTF?? FiRST OF ALL, WHY DOES iT HAVE TO BE "JOSE iLLEGAL"
WHY A MEXiCAN? WHEN EVER i WALK OUT OF A STORE,i ALWAYS SEE A WHiTE MALE BEGGiNG ME FOR MONEY.

iF YOU LOOK BACK ON HiSTORY YOU MORON, iF IT WASN'T FOR SANTA ANA JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, WHERE YOUR FEET ARE PLANTED WOULD BE MEXiCO.
THE EUROPEANS AND SPANiSH CAME HERE, TO THE LAND THAT BELONGED TO NATiVE AMERiCANS.
WHiCH MAKES WHAT? YOU WHiTES. iLLEGALS.

iT SHOULD BE "SMiTH iLLEGAL"

Now, did the Mexicans take land away from the Native Americans? if so, Mexicans are illegals for the second time, based on your skewed argument. The coward Santa Ana gave us a good chunk of land to save his own hide, thank you very much for the trade.
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by Skarp » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:10 pm

H.P.S.D wrote:And why do they have to be Mexicans, what about the illegal italians, germans, irish, europeans, oh i forget they blend in right away, what about the illegal africans (white and black), asians, unbelievable, illegals are just mexicans, and then we wonder why so much racism, look at youre communities, we are still living in a segragated country, we cant even worship our lord in our backyard before the city hits you with some kind of fine and regulations but in this country there is one thing that makes one a superhero in a vanity world,
"First you get the money, Then you get the power, and then you get the women."

So...we're racist, but we don't have a problem with black Africans or Asians. Riiiight.

We don't care if your face "blends," dummy. We care if your value system blends. We care if you buy into the American values of upward mobility, personal responsibility, and individualism. If you do (and many, many hispanics do), we don't give a crap where you live. If you instead buy into some bullshit group cultural identity--particularly one that is hostile to this country and/or 1st-world values--we're perfectly happy that you'll never be able to afford to move out of the ghetto. And we certainly don't want you here illegally.

I live in an affluent beach community. It's 70% white. The rest are minorities who value good education, personal achievement and upward mobility...and they are welcomed with open arms. Are whites similarly welcome in predominately hispanic communities? Can their kids walk to school safely like minority children can where I live? I think not.

Go peddle your racism drivel someplace where the IQs are lower. We're not buying it here.
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by AZTEC_101 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:51 pm

HAHAHA...
WHO'S MAKiNG MORE MONEY .... :D
HEY NEED A PART TiME JOB ON SATURDAY??
YOU CAN COME MOW MY LAWN..
HAHAHA...
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by Skarp » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:53 pm

AZTEC_101 wrote:HAHAHA...
WHO'S MAKiNG MORE MONEY .... :D
HEY NEED A PART TiME JOB ON SATURDAY??
YOU CAN COME MOW MY LAWN..
HAHAHA...

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by as the world turns » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:01 pm

It would be too much work to mow around the inoperable cars in the backyard as well as mowing around the chicken coops, two week's worth of dog crap from four dogs, bags full recyclables and come to think of it, there is no grass to mow in the back yard. You would have to move the air bouncy bounce from the front yard and all the white plastic chairs from the last party and the skeletal frames from what use to be shade canopies. Thanks for the offer, though.
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by access2 » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:52 pm

You freaking people are stereotyping now. Please quit your bashing of Mexicans/Latinos and their descendants-

I see that you all are frustrated. Immigration, legal and illegal is a result of very complicated matters, and the solution is not that simple. In fact the principal reasons that people migrate has always been the same throughout history.

I don't have a solution, then again, I am not complaining. You all haven't proposed one, other than stereotyping, another idiotic one asks that all immigrants must "assimilate" their own point of view of what is being an "American". Like that's going to happen.

So like that same person here said "get over it". Or are you going to get your gun, run to the border and start shooting? You are so American and how Christian of you.

Is it that you all are so paranoid that one day, maybe two hundred years from now, the ones on the cartoon will be two from Mexican/Latino descent (or some other minority/or migrant) is having dinner and the one behind in place of the American Indian is going "ah hem"?

Ah who cares, I don't, just quit saying you are not a racist and then feel free to post stereotypes.
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