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by H.P.S.D » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:54 pm

And why do they have to be Mexicans, what about the illegal italians, germans, irish, europeans, oh i forget they blend in right away, what about the illegal africans (white and black), asians, unbelievable, illegals are just mexicans, and then we wonder why so much racism, look at youre communities, we are still living in a segragated country, we cant even worship our lord in our backyard before the city hits you with some kind of fine and regulations but in this country there is one thing that makes one a superhero in a vanity world,
"First you get the money, Then you get the power, and then you get the women."
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by as the world turns » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:05 pm

H.P.S.D wrote:And why do they have to be Mexicans, what about the illegal italians, germans, irish, europeans, oh i forget they blend in right away, what about the illegal africans (white and black), asians, unbelievable, illegals are just mexicans, and then we wonder why so much racism, look at youre communities, we are still living in a segragated country, we cant even worship our lord in our backyard before the city hits you with some kind of fine and regulations but in this country there is one thing that makes one a superhero in a vanity world,
"First you get the money, Then you get the power, and then you get the women."

Hey, I was enjoying the original post, void of it mentioning any race, until GIMNEPIWO mentioned Mexican. I was thinking Icelander the whole time!
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by TravelSoftballDad » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:22 pm

H.P.S.D wrote:And why do they have to be Mexicans, what about the illegal italians, germans, irish, europeans, oh i forget they blend in right away, what about the illegal africans (white and black), asians, unbelievable, illegals are just mexicans, and then we wonder why so much racism, look at youre communities, we are still living in a segragated country, we cant even worship our lord in our backyard before the city hits you with some kind of fine and regulations but in this country there is one thing that makes one a superhero in a vanity world,
"First you get the money, Then you get the power, and then you get the women."


Ummmmmm.....moooeekkkkaaayy. I don't know where to begin here...nevermind.
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by as the world turns » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:23 pm

Spazsdad wrote:For those that missed it. before you go bashing G notice the end of the post:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:WTF is that sarcasm emoticon when ya need it . :?: ......


SARCASM

I got the SARCASM, I also know that GIMNEPIWO is more than capable of defending himself ;)
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by thetruth » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:27 pm

Illegal immigrants from Mexico cause the United States billions of dollars a year. If an American went to Mexico and demanded rights to the Mexican Government like they do hear they would be locked up and the key would be tossed. If you got rid of every illegal immigrant in the US it would boost the economy like you have never seen. If you live her be legal, work hard and pay your own way, that is all I ask.
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by H.P.S.D » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:57 pm

Their is two sides to that story and before you get rid of all youre hard working mexicans, you have to get rid of all the big boys with El Verde (money) so that they cant hire more slaves of the 2000 century.
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by weekend4trvl » Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:58 pm

Skarp wrote:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:And ... who do YOU hire to mow your grass, clean YOUR house, vacuum YOUR pool ... ? ... And you do it all to save a buck and say .... ?

Until the government takes real action to take on the illegal immigration problem, I'll be damned if I'm going to hire union labor to pull my weeds. Why should I? Pay all of the costs of illegal immigration and get none of the benefits? No thank you. And there is absolutely nothing inconsistent or hypocritical about that position.


Could you imagine the list of conditions before the first weed got pulled. "HEY" on a better note I saw my first socialized medical commercial today...GO OBAMA
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by H.P.S.D » Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:05 pm

Now thats funny
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by GIMNEPIWO » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:36 am

DonnieS wrote:
thedoanezone wrote:I guess you need to know who you're insulting....I have two wonderful daughters that are 1/2 Mexican. And your problem with that is.....???

Time to take the foot out of your mouth.


Endzone, (shh - dont tell anyone) but G is Polish.


Thedoanzone ... No problem here ... I was just going with what I had to work with since the OP is titled Joe Legal vs. Jose Illegal ... One may argue that there was nothing implied by that but I'm not one of them ... and as pointed out I was being sarcastic ... but the irony is, that although most of us would agree that illegal immigrants from anywhere are not a good idea, as Americans we all have a thirst for getting more while paying less and migrant workers ( illegals included ) are often willing to fit that bill ... As Skarp points out something needs to be done to curb illegal immigration ...
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by GIMNEPIWO » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:13 am

weekend4trvl wrote:
Skarp wrote:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:And ... who do YOU hire to mow your grass, clean YOUR house, vacuum YOUR pool ... ? ... And you do it all to save a buck and say .... ?

Until the government takes real action to take on the illegal immigration problem, I'll be damned if I'm going to hire union labor to pull my weeds. Why should I? Pay all of the costs of illegal immigration and get none of the benefits? No thank you. And there is absolutely nothing inconsistent or hypocritical about that position.


Could you imagine the list of conditions before the first weed got pulled. "HEY" on a better note I saw my first socialized medical commercial today...GO OBAMA


Well ... lets see ... You would need an 'equiptment opertator' to drive the 'weed technician', 'mulch technician' the 2 'union laborers' to the job site ... all of them wearing hard hats in case something fell out of the sky onto their heads ... by the time they get there they realize that they need to call back to the shop and have an 'engineer' come out and design a ramp so that they can get the wheel barrow up and over the curb, an 'equiptment operator' drives him there ... 10 am Breaktime ... the engineer realizes that he will need a 'carpenter' to be driven there by an 'equiptment operator' along with a 2x12x8 ... Once there the carpenter gets the laborers to lay the board against the curb and push the wheel barrow towards the offending weed ... OSHA shuts down the job because they forgot to put out safety cones and wear safety vests ... Lunch Break ... after complying with all the safety regulations, the wheel barrow is moved into position as the weed technician fastens a back brace around himself and carefully kneels onto the weed pulling mat following the engineers diagram ... 2 pm break ... The weed technician quickly realizes that he will need a weed removal tool which was not called for in the original design and calls back to the shop for authorization of additional expenditures and equiptment ... after authorization and a redisign of the diagram, the weed is removed and placed in the wheel barrow, careful not to exceed water line and wheeled towards the awaiting vehicle by a laborer ... 4 pm break ... the vehicle is then driven towards the approved ' removed weed storage facility ' and all union workers are released from duties at 5:30 pm with 1 hour of overtime pay ...
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