Best Heybucket Insult

[Killer Rabbit]

Been a lot of love on the 'Bucket the past couple of weeks. I've enjoyed some very creative writing, with the insults being my favorite (especially from the newbies). Here's my favorite: "I usually don't post here 'cuz I've got a job." This one comes up a lot. In some form or another...they always bring up the job. Ha ha. If you want to impress me, tell me about your CAREER.

So, what's the best insult you've seen on the 'Bucket, or anywhere else?

[artomatic]

"Don't give me that "we are preparing the girls for college" crap!"

[GIMNEPIWO]

There are so many to choose from ... but I kinda sorta liked this one from today by Sam ;

"There are maybe 5 or 6 HS coaches in SoCal that know what they are doing....the others would suck up a wet scream" ...
... not even sure what he meant, but does it matter ?

& last week from Number 1 : "I have deleted inappropriate posts but none of your trash."

And here is my vote for lamest insult;

"Hey COYOTE UGLY you never seem to catch any bird, bird brain. KFC aka ROAD RUNNER just blew past you again!! BEEP BEEP !!!" ...er uh, see Avatar

Biggest compliments;
Skarp: Like (and I mean exactly like) an artifact from early human evolutionary history, each KLFC utterance must be preserved in pristine glory. There will be no edits!!
Spazsdad: We could but then we would lose out on some of the magic that is KFC96

[Bleacher Creature]

1. JACK HOLE
A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your azz, you f n' Jack Hole!




edit as I found the Topic

[ice_67]

1. JACK HOLE
A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your azz, you f n' Jack Hole!

And does the Jack Hole wear an A$$ Hat?

[Skarp]

1. JACK HOLE
A person who is both a JACK ASS and an ASS HOLE
Pull your head out of your azz, you f n' Jack Hole!

And does the Jack Hole wear an A$$ Hat?

That's optional, but he invariably acts like an assclown.

[dustyshoes]

"You're just living bicuriously through your dd!"

I don't remember who posted that or in what category I read it in but I've been waiting for my chance to use it in real life ever since.

[Skarp]

Sam: "#5. Dogs consider feces to be an acceptable form of food."

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=878&p=5304&hilit=feces#p5304

The best Heybucket post, and the best post in any forum that I have read, ever.

[SOFTBALL TAXI]

"You're just living bicuriously through your dd!"

I don't remember who posted that or in what category I read it in but I've been waiting for my chance to use it in real life ever since.

I think this is only legal in the Ozarks

[DOUBLE_L]

weekend4trvl: "What...your going to lash him with your Rockports and Polo jacket."