Tough Choices

[Lunatic Fringe]

There are tough choices one must make in life

Like;

Van Halen with Sammy or Dave?

Jack or Jim?

White cleats or black/blue/red cleats?

Mary Ann or Ginger (or WonderWoman or Genie or Lonnie Anderson or Pamela)?

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Bud Light or Lite Beer by Miller?

Personally, I'm a Sammy, Jim, White cleat, WonderWoman, crunchy, Lite kind a guy. And I'm a bit conflicted about Sammy. Diamond Dave was the coolest white man of the '80s

[GIMNEPIWO]

Sam & Dave, neither Jack or Jim but Patron Anejo,Black Cleats never look dirty,Mary Ann because Ginger is all show and no blow,crunchy or smooth depends on what you may or may not have been smoking,Lite beer is for Fags ( no disrespect meant to fags because even they don't drink light beer ... it's like taking a shower with a rain coat on )

[Coach11]

Dave....hands down.

Jim

Black

Genie

Smoove

and Sam Adams. (There is no such thing as light BEER)

[GIMNEPIWO]

(There is no such thing as light BEER)

Zackly ... that's like saying dry water ... how oxymoronic

[MoeFoes]

There are tough choices one must make in life

Like;

Van Halen with Sammy or Dave? Dave!

Jack or Jim? Green Label Jack but would prefer Don Julio 1942 but can only afford Thunderbird & Kool-Aid

White cleats or black/blue/red cleats? I prefer Karate shoes (Ninja style)

Mary Ann or Ginger (or WonderWoman or Genie or Lonnie Anderson or Pamela)? What about Charlies Angels, Janet & Chrissy,?????? To many options

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter? Smooth...Crunchy always ripps up the bread when you spread it.

Bud Light or Lite Beer by Miller? If I am sipping I prefer a fine bottle of Duvel but I normally stick to Pabst.

Personally, I'm a Sammy, Jim, White cleat, WonderWoman, crunchy, Lite kind a guy. And I'm a bit conflicted about Sammy. Diamond Dave was the coolest white man of the '80s

[bucketboy]

Sammy in a mercy rule!!!!

Jack

Black for sure like Johnny Unitas

Ginger

Crunchy

And it has to be Bud Light

[Nzane]

Are you kidding? Dave WAS Van Halen!!

Jack(cant stand either, I drink Grey Goose Vodka but...)

Black

MaryAnn was a HOTTIE

Crunchy

Bud

[SkidMarks]

Gary Sherone

Strawberry Daiquiri's

Pink Barbie's

Suzanne Somers (She's the Sheriff)

I'm allergic

Zima

The above message was brought to you by the smartass department of SkidMarks inc

[GIMNEPIWO]

Gary Sherone

Strawberry Daiquiri's

Pink Barbie's

Suzanne Somers (She's the Sheriff)

I'm allergic

Zima

The above message was brought to you by the smartass department of SkidMarks inc

You're scaring me Skidder ...

[umpinva]

Sammy

Neither Jack or Jim …… Auston Nichols Wild Turkey Rare Breed or Wild Turkey 101

Either Plate or Base Shoes

Genie

Smooth

Beer……definitely Chimay Blue Label!