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by Skarp » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:57 pm

Bleacher Creature wrote:BTW Skarp .I saw Smoky and the Bandit yesterday as well. Great line

I actually haven't seen or thought about that movie in years. I'm not sure where that came from...it just randomly popped into my head.
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by Ace » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:16 pm

Hurry up, nobody's looking, I swear. Me, to my ex gf on our first date.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:44 pm

Ace wrote:Hurry up, nobody's looking, I swear. Me, to my ex gf on our first date.

Well... did it work?
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by anonlooker » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:39 pm

Ace wrote:Hurry up, nobody's looking, I swear. Me, to my ex gf on our first date.


OMG! Isn't that from the classic 70's date movie "Ace's Guide to Scoring With Bimbo's" ? ;)
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by Killer Rabbit » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:13 am

What movie is this from?

"It's not for eatin'...just for lookin' through."
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by Skarp » Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:56 am

Killer Rabbit wrote:What movie is this from?

"It's not for eatin'...just for lookin' through."

I wanna say...Slingblade.(??)

Arrrg...just came to me. Chief Dan George from Outlaw Josey Wales.
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by HoosierCoach » Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:23 am

Almost every line from The Princess Bride :)

Prince Humperdink: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Fezzini: Inconceivable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Inigo: I give you my word as a Spaniard.
Westley: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Inigo: (looks very serious) I swear upon the grave of my father Domingo Montoya, you will make it to the top.
Westley: Throw me the rope.

Westley: You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civilized people?

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
Westley: You're that smart?
Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Westley: Yes.
Vizzini: Morons.

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha --

“Buttercup: That's the fire swamp! We'll never survive.
Wesley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.”

Wesley - Give us the gate key.
Gatekeeper - I...uh...have no gate key.
Indigo - Fizzick, tear his arms off.
Gatekeeper - Oh, you mean THIS gate key?

Finally, what movie is this from? "Personally, I don't think much of Hoosiers neither."
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by Stubs » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:01 am

It amazes me that I still find people that have never seen Princess Bride!
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by Sftbll4ever » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:06 am

Stubs wrote:It amazes me that I still find people that have never seen Princess Bride!


:roll: :shock: :?
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by Killer Rabbit » Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:21 am

Stubs wrote:It amazes me that I still find people that have never seen Princess Bride!

Even fewer have ever read the book.
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