Funniest Line In A movie

[SSdad]

In one of the leathel weapons Said by Danny Glover "all dressed-up and knowone to bl*w"

From the same movie....Joe Pesci..."They always f*&$ you at the drive thru"

[upurbox]

Right turn clyde....any which way but loose....classic

[Tucson]

From Seinfeld - They are waiting to eat in a Chinese restaurant and George Custansa is waiting on a phone call. The host says "yes, someone call. I say "Cartright"! No one answer. She say curse word and hang up."


Those lines from McClintock are classic and all the while they are sliding down that huge mud pit.

[Tucson]

from Blues Brothers. "How much for your women and children?"

[thedoanezone]

Taggart: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said...
[Bart whacks him with a shovel]
Taggart: OW!
Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said ..."ow". Gotcha!

from "Blazing Saddles"

[Whizzer86]

"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat."
Caddy Shack

and staying with the McClintock theme:

"Someone ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't... the hell I won't"

[Skarp]

Probably something by Dangerfield--king of the one-liners:

Wang, what's with the pictures, it's a parking lot for cryin' out loud. Caddyshack

Last time I saw a hat like that it came with a bowl of soup. Oh...it looks good on you though. Caddyshack

Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow. Back to School

I like this teacher. He really seems to care. About what, I have no idea. Back to School

Or this Jackie Gleason classic from Smokey and the Bandit:

There is no way...no possible way...that you could come from my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth.

[hotwheels]

Probably something by Dangerfield--king of the one-liners:

Wang, what's with the pictures, it's a parking lot for cryin' out loud. Caddyshack

Last time I saw a hat like that it came with a bowl of soup. Oh...it looks good on you though. Caddyshack

Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow. Back to School

I like this teacher. He really seems to care. About what, I have no idea. Back to School

Or this Jackie Gleason classic from Smokey and the Bandit:

There is no way...no possible way...that you could come from my loins. When I get home I'm gonna punch you're momma in the mouth.

[NewCoach]

"There never a reason to ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is he's sure to tell you, if he isn't you'd just serve to embarass him" John Wayne in True Grit

[Bleacher Creature]

"I'm the best there is plain and simple. I mean I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence"

Ricky Bobby


BTW Skarp .I saw Smoky and the Bandit yesterday as well. Great line