Thank you coach for letting everyone watching immediately know that it was the player and not you who was responsible for the bad decision.
Uhm....no all the players on the team are not as good as each other...but I can see where you are coming from...
I'm no physics expert But I don't think the catcher is to blame for the pitcher being wild.
Geez you seemed all gung-ho about the team until the first elimination game as you frantically tried to locate your daughter on the field.
No worries coach! Just because I'm talking to someone in the stands does not mean I'm bad mouthing you or the team.
In case you have forgotten, I have a list of all those things that you told us/promised us before the season started.