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by 2lo2go » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:20 am

He has never 2 n Que'd
He wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes
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by DonnieS » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:21 am

2lo2go wrote:He has never 2 n Que'd
He wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes



Getting better and better, I thought it would wear out, this is great stuff... :D
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by blue1956 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 9:21 am

his DD is actually the best player on his team, and on the opposing team...
he never needs a firstbase coach because his teams only hit triples....
he never brings bownets to the park for warm ups his teams are allowed to hit against park fences....
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by PDad » Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:18 am

Safebyahare wrote:Sends a blank email to So. Cal Athletics team before Nationals.

His teams have not been allowed to play in PGF because they would have dominated.

PGF will create a new top division with only 2 teams - his and SoCal Athletics - because ESPN has offered $$$ to televise those games live in prime time on their main channel.
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by ontheblack » Thu Aug 08, 2013 11:53 am

PDad wrote:
Safebyahare wrote:Sends a blank email to So. Cal Athletics team before Nationals.

His teams have not been allowed to play in PGF because they would have dominated.

PGF will create a new top division with only 2 teams - his and SoCal Athletics - because ESPN has offered $$$ to televise those games live in prime time on their main channel.


When told that they would have to face his team, the So Cal As players all called TM/OCBB to inquire about tryouts.

The IOC has agreed to reinstate softball only if he coaches every team.
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by Fastpitch4Life » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:00 pm

Elon Musk asks him for new ideas...
"I learned the path to Heaven is full of sinners and believers,
learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high achievers."
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by 1998_superstar » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:46 pm

He flips the COIN at the plate!

The umpires ask him for help.....
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by Bleacher Creature » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:18 pm

Even Southern California recognizes HIS dominance over the sport and is humbled by it! :o
"If you aint first your last"
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by Dugout Dad » Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:57 pm

he knows the location of the cornfield.
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by Dugout Dad » Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:01 pm

he monitors Spazsdad and Numero Uno's Hey Bucket entries.
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