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by jonriv » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:14 pm

MTR uses Him for umpire questions
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by SoftballG » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:20 pm

Umpires pay him for the opportunity and privledge to call his games.
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by Trophy Hunter » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:24 pm

He is...

... my wing man. :lol:
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by Pale Rider » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:49 pm

jonriv wrote:MTR uses Him for umpire questions


LOL!!!
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by Pale Rider » Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:50 pm

Gate Nazis give him coolers
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by jonriv » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:46 pm

Even the ASA asks for his help
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by airborne » Sun Aug 04, 2013 3:20 am

jonriv wrote:Even the ASA asks for his help


Then they ignore His advice...
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by 3rd Base Coach » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:10 pm

His shadow is in technical color. (Dan Patrick show).

As he approaches the plate for pregame instructions, he yells "Umps", & they run from the parking lot.
His walk up song as he walks to the plate BEFORE the game is "We are the Champions".
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by Safebyahare » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:43 pm

Can teach and has mastered the full swing bunt.
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:36 pm

3rd Base Coach wrote:His shadow is in technical color. (Dan Patrick show).

As he approaches the plate for pregame instructions, he yells "Umps", & they run from the parking lot.
His walk up song as he walks to the plate BEFORE the game is "We are the Champions".

At the pre-game meeting at the plate, he allows the umps and the opposing coach to "kiss the ring".
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