His dugout cheers get standing ovations.
Every player on his team has a full ride.
He can break in a new bat, by talking to it.




Blind Squirrel wrote:His wife allows him to express his opinions when she is around.

Safebyahare wrote:Blind Squirrel wrote:His wife allows him to express his opinions when she is around.
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His stands are full of team moms, who don't have kids on his team.
His snackbars require a reservation.
His games are always scheduled for 7, but he always finishes in 5.

