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by Safebyahare » Mon Jul 22, 2013 8:11 am

His dugout cheers get standing ovations.
Every player on his team has a full ride.
He can break in a new bat, by talking to it.
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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by airborne » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:26 am

The last coach that does it for the kids...
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by hit4power » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:02 am

His rise ball actually rises even when released downwards
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by newkid » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:26 am

No need to spend 1/2 hour talking to the team after EVERY game...He uses ESP.
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by Blind Squirrel » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:35 am

His wife allows him to express his opinions when she is around.
10 years from now I'll wish I felt like I do these days.
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by DDsNbr1Fan » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:45 am

Games are "called" if he has to leave the ballpark.
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by Safebyahare » Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:46 am

Blind Squirrel wrote:His wife allows him to express his opinions when she is around.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
His stands are full of team moms, who don't have kids on his team.
His snackbars require a reservation.
His games are always scheduled for 7, but he always finishes in 5.
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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by 2lo2go » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:44 am

Safebyahare wrote:
Blind Squirrel wrote:His wife allows him to express his opinions when she is around.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
His stands are full of team moms, who don't have kids on his team.
His snackbars require a reservation.
His games are always scheduled for 7, but he always finishes in 5.



He has lost one game just to see what it felt like
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by DonnieS » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:21 pm

This is..... the best thread of all times in the history of HeyBucket - and that's a high standard!
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by airborne » Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:41 pm

He took a pitch once...



Then made the pitcher take it back.
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