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by jonriv » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:52 pm

access2 wrote:
Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


" Squirrel's nuts roasting on an open fire..."



Damn- I just finished cleaning the coffee from berfore... :lol:
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by oc softball coach » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:01 pm

Dang! I invested all this money to keep my DD sharp during doomsday. i'm selling and i'll take a loss..I guess doomsday did not happen.

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by Dugout Dad » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:29 pm

ontheblack wrote:
Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


Squirrel's Christmas video will look something like this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZEIMQ42-oU&feature=youtu.be&t=3s

Nope, Frazier got up in the video, won't be the case for squirrelly Claus.
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by Dugout Dad » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:33 pm

jonriv wrote:http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html

A few years ago this came out-Pluto is no longer considered a planet(we only have 8) I heard the Plutotians were still mad and were planning an "Occupy Jupiter" as a protest

Pluto is to our Solar System like Puerto Rico is to the United States.
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by Bill_B » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:37 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


You've demonstrated your wit before but this takes the cake. Given the context of the thread and your response I think this is one of the funniest things I've seen. Well done and thank you for the explosive belly laugh.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:35 am

NumeroUno wrote:If you think Pluto was mad you should have seen Goofy


:lol: Goofy was just mad because he thought he was the dog ... Classic identity crisis ...
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by DonnieS » Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:45 am

GIMNEPIWO wrote:
NumeroUno wrote:If you think Pluto was mad you should have seen Goofy


:lol: Goofy was just mad because he thought he was the dog ... Classic identity crisis ...


A couple extra biscuits and maybe a cat or two thrown in... he will be good. 8-)

Got my favorite vcr tape - and found the matching dvd a while back, 8 hours of disney cartoons , from the good old days. I used to use that on long trips in the motor home to get the kids to settle down and sleep.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:17 pm

DonnieS wrote:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:
NumeroUno wrote:If you think Pluto was mad you should have seen Goofy


:lol: Goofy was just mad because he thought he was the dog ... Classic identity crisis ...


A couple extra biscuits and maybe a cat or two thrown in... he will be good. 8-)

Got my favorite vcr tape - and found the matching dvd a while back, 8 hours of disney cartoons , from the good old days. I used to use that on long trips in the motor home to get the kids to settle down and sleep.


We also did I love Lucy, Abbott & Costello & the 3 Stooges ... Although the Stooges had the opposite effect ... LMAO
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by Sparky Guy » Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:38 pm

Blind Squirrel wrote:My world will be coming to an end on 12-25-12 and I know the exact time. 30 seconds after my wife opens my present to her. I got her a muzzle.

Squirrelly Claus


I think it will look more like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGfG5c6 ... verified=1
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by Blind Squirrel » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:51 am

Postscript:

My demure, ever deferential wife opened her gift, smiled pleasantly and said "I just hope that while I'm wearing this muzzle it won't hurt my ability to cook for you and clean up after you." She came over to give me a light kiss on the cheek. Than Sybil Squirrel suddenly said "GO F YOURSELF!!!" and kicked me right in the acorns.

Merry Christmas Everyone,

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