A question for the ages

[Lunatic Fringe]

If Jesus were a right handed 14U girl pitcher and Mike Ditka was somehow a 14U righthanded power hitting girl and they played against each other 3 times in a tournament, would the female Ditka hit over .500?

(Ditka is batting 3rd behind 2 slap hitters and a female 14 yr old Vince Lombardi is hitting behind Ditka. Jesus pitches all three games with possible ITB)

[weekndwarrior]

Who's on first?

[Lunatic Fringe]

It doesn't matter who's on first. It's irrelevant. I forgot to add that Jesus can pitch from either side.

[MTR]

It doesn't matter who's on first. It's irrelevant. I forgot to add that Jesus can pitch from either side.

So, what you are saying is Jesus goes both ways.

[DD's Dad]

It would never happen! The two slappers would be playing up at 18Gold.

[2bucketdad]

I don't think Jesus would be pitching that much on Sat, and the two teams would never meet three times on Sunday...Who would be the relief pitcher for Jesus?

[2bucketdad]

Nevermind, I forgot Jesus could pitch from both sides!

[Lunatic Fringe]

Jesus being Jesus would have no known limitations as far as stamina regarding a weekend tournament

As for the 3 games, assume 1 pool game and Ditka's team losing the first bracket with Jesus, fighting thru the losers bracket and meeting up again in the Championship Game. ITB could occur in either bracket game.

For those of you from California, "..from both sides" means that Jesus is equally proficient with the left or right arm. A "switch pitcher" if you will. It grieves me that this point needed to be clairified.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Is Jesus wearing sandals or cleats ? Does his/her team have any rule against facial hair and is there a number on the back of his/her robe, if not I'm sure there would be a protest ...

[honcho55]

I would give the edge to Jesus, just because Walter Payton is playing SS for him. and Jim McMahon is playing SS for Ditka's team.