Husband wife Joke

[J Fierce]

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep over his shoulders as his wife is lying in bed. The man says "Honey, this is the Cow I've been having sex with that I told you about". His wife replies "If you weren't such a dumb ass, you would know that's a sheep on your shoulders". To which the man replies "If you weren't such a Bitch, you would know I'm talking to the sheep!"

[Goldcoloredglasses]

Classy

[anonlooker]

Maybe you haven't seen the guys wife.
Or maybe you are his wife!
That would 'splain a lot things!